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ruyi:
It's a pair of scissors or an eyeless lion face.
Obviously.
Inlander:
The lion lost its eyes due to an unfortunate incident with a pair of scissors. There's a lesson in this for all of us.
"Go for the eyes."
Zingoleb:
That or lions are twitching when getting haircuts. I mean, would you really want to try and shave a lion's mane? You'd have to get them drunk and say that they did it themselves, though. Also, shave off the hair on their ass and tattoo them with a heart and some other guy's name to make all the lioness's think they're gay. Ahahaha! Take that you dumbfuck lions!
I should sleep one of these days
Inlander:
Man I wouldn't mess with a lion like that, if he can't get any lioness action then that's gonna be one majorly sexually frustrated lion, and that's not a creature I want to come across. All cryin' into his booze, complaining about how lioness never go for the nice lions, talking that shit 'bout "Who needs lionesses anyway." Heads up buddy, you do! You think you're gonna take down an antelope by yourself? I don't think so!
Fuckin' lions think they can come in and shit up my bar with their problems, god-damn.
Zingoleb:
That's when you hire some hooker lioness to distract him for awhile and lock him out. They're fairly cheap, too, they need their Colombian Nip.
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