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Lines:
James, this doesn't help at all. You in a bra in Canada just isn't the same as you here in a bra. See?
Cire27:
ITT: Circle jerks.
MrBlu:
Has anyone heard the song "Passing Me By" by The Pharcyde?
I could have written that entire damn song. How is it that every time I get close to someone that I'm compatible with, personality wise and interests wise, something just comes in the way.
Whether it's "Oh, just came out of a bad relationship" (And then goes and has sex with my friend), or they migrate, or the latest one, which pisses me off the most, they're too old for me.
Now, let me vent about the last one for a bit. I've been counting the amount of times I've had a girl say "I'm not going to jail for you!". We've hit 5. Apparently I attract older girls and neither of us realize the age gap until questions start being asked. But fluffing COME ON. This one is EVERYTHING I've ever wanted in a girl, she's hot, she dances, she likes the EXACT same music I like, and more, and she's intelligent. BUT WTFLUFF she's 4 years older than me.
ASHKHSGDKGSDHDTHIS IS NOT HAPPENING TO ME.
J-cob9000:
Does this thread apply to me if I haven't hit puberty yet?
Okay, so I do in fact, have pubes and all that but I'm only 15 guys, I don't even think about that stuff yet.
Girls still have cooties to me.
Okay, maybe not.
0bsessions:
Are you crying about being a minor not getting laid? Seriously?
News flash: most of us didn't get laid. Cry me a river.
In other news:
--- Quote from: Ballard on 19 Apr 2009, 19:11 ---regular lubricated Trojans are not the way to go apparently if you enjoy a) sensation and b) not having to constantly change condoms 'cause they keep drying out.
--- End quote ---
Fucking Trojans, man. Stock up on something, anything, else. I have never in my sexually active life been a fan of their garbage rubbers. They dry out, they break constantly (Which, let me tell you, isn't funny the first time, much less the subsequent occasions), the pretty much numb you out. They are just terrible fucking condoms.
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