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Ballard:

--- Quote from: mbb on 05 May 2009, 15:38 ---It's been about a weekend and a half since we've had sex.

--- End quote ---

Sorry to put things in perspective but this is three days.

P.S. thread I guess I don't need you anymore as I've fallen into a regular fuck buddy sort of situation recently, though we can only see each other once a week for a little bit and it's not wholly satisfying but hey!

Zingoleb:
This thread depressed me again as I laid awake in bed (alone) this morning.

It went from "Hahaha, I'm not the only one without sex!" to "Oh, so, there's a bunch of people on the internet who aren't getting laid," which somehow made it all pathetic again.

David_Dovey:
Actually the main problem with being an utter man-whore is that sooner or later everyone catches on to your jape.

calenlass:
Oh come on, Tommy. There has got to be at least one village in all of Britain where some girl's father hasn't already got his shotgun ready for you.

Patrick:
It's okay. You could be famous in a country full of shit-hot women, many of whom think you are the most talented person on the show, and realize that the country is just a step less conservative than Saudi Arabia.

That, sir, is the definition of blue balls.

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