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Zingoleb:
Basically what I am saying is that I want to fuuuuuck
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: Zingoleb on 09 May 2009, 01:36 ---Masturbation causes hand cramps and chafed genitalia neither of which are pleasant
--- End quote ---
neither of these are true unless you are jerkin it with those golf gloves that have the little rubber dimples on em
Zingoleb:
It's actually pretty funny what your doctor will tell you when you can't afford American ones and get peoples in undistinguishable accents.
This sounds racist, but for years my doctor was "Satya Sahukar" and my therapist was "Choon Yeon" and I really didn't have much faith in either.
I'm posting in this thread more than I should. More than people want to hear me. I'll be leaving now (stage right, so as not to cause any accidents)...
calenlass:
So I'm not sure what this says about me, or whether or not I can say I'm still sexually frustrated (insofar as I ever was?) anymore, but I had a bitchin' dream last night wherein I had sex with Patrick Stewart. And then we cuddled.
Inlander:
Patrick Stewart, or Jean-Luc Picard?
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