Topic: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated (Read 90589 times)

MadassAlex · « **Reply #250 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 05:58 »

Just kidding.

The Warcraft lore is rather uninteresting.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #251 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 08:58 »

Quote from: MadassAlex on 23 Apr 2009, 05:58

World of Warcraft is rather uninteresting.

fixed for you!

MadassAlex · « **Reply #252 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 09:15 »

Nah.

Just another setting wherein one's race is the primary indicator of one's skills, preferences and other such things. Utterly used up and boring.

valley_parade · « **Reply #253 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 09:18 »

One of my best friends said she had a dream last night that I made a pass at her.

I can't even get any in OTHER peoples' dreams, for fuck's sake.

Lines · « **Reply #254 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 17:32 »

The other night, I dreamt I got it on with a lady. Just sayin, dreams are dreams.

Quote from: KvP on 22 Apr 2009, 21:52

I have already advised Andy to be less tall but she seems pretty intent on staying the way she is.

I am taller than Andy. :c

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #255 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 18:27 »

Quote from: Linds on 23 Apr 2009, 17:32

Quote from: KvP on 22 Apr 2009, 21:52
I have already advised Andy to be less tall but she seems pretty intent on staying the way she is.
I am taller than Andy. :c

We'll get to you when we're good and ready, you tall person you.

Patrick · « **Reply #256 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 23:15 »

Being sexually frustrated is making me into a truly terrible person. Like, truly terrible.

Slick · « **Reply #257 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 23:20 »

Patrick dump the bitch and get on with your life.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #258 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 06:25 »

Quote from: TheFuriousWombat on 21 Apr 2009, 13:57

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Apr 2009, 20:21

Also it's not paedophilia unless one person is over 16 and the other person is under 13. Just sayin'.

I know this happened a while ago but, um, you're wrong. The definition of pedophilia is geographically determined and predicated upon age of consent laws which vary by country and, in some cases, even by state. There isn't one overarching term that defines pedophilia and determines who is and isn't a pedophile. It's a legal manner and so, while your definition may apply in some places, it is not really a definition of the term in the traditional sense of the word.

Ok so this was several pages ago but I feel I should just reply to this quickly.

I am not wrong. I'm defining paedophilia in terms of its status as a sexual disorder and completely removed from its illegality. The definition I provided is in line with the APA (both American and Australian) and while yes, some countries have ages of consent as low as 9, I'm limiting my comments to western societies with western mental health ideals. This is because I feel they are the most sensible. Sure other cultures have different opinions on what is and isn't paedophilia or statutory rape (which, given the context, is what I think Furious Wombat is talking about) but some other cultures also don't consider it illegal or at all immoral for a husband to rape his wife. I'm happy to take this one from a western point of view honestly.

snalin · « **Reply #259 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 09:37 »

This is why we have discuss, folks. DAMMIT!

Hey, thread, nothing has changed. We have all come to the conclusion that we are sexually frustrated, any tips on how to actually change this? (wanking and/or sexing is not good enough answers, you have to be more specific)

Alex C · « **Reply #260 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 10:03 »

I'm not sexually frustrated, I was just frustrated by a lady who is apparently sexually frustrated. I say "was" because I decided to break things off in favor of being single and attending my uncle's upcoming wedding with an awesome female friend of the family rather than play therapist or have to fend off my grandmother, a woman who has with only one exception been incredibly rude to every woman I have ever dated.

Jace · « **Reply #261 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 10:51 »

Hey sexually frustrated thread,
After this morning I'm not going to need you anymore. Out of all the guys at work trying to hang out with and go on dates with this other girl at work. It was me that she went with. Aww yeah, Jace, you are the man.
She kept mentioning how smooth I was at getting her into more and more compromising situations and less and less clothes. Sure we didn't have sex, but she basically told me that she'd be coming back for more.

Christophe · « **Reply #262 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 11:35 »

Vanilla girl?

Jace · « **Reply #263 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:42 »

Vanilla girl. My shirt and pillow smelled like vanilla after I got home. I think that is hilarious.
Also, The Arcade Fire station on Pandora was some freakin great makeout music.

(I know I said I wouldn't need to post in here again, and I guess I really don't, but I am replying to Christopher.)

Lummer · « **Reply #264 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:58 »

I ain't getting much these days. That sucks!

Lunchbox · « **Reply #265 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:09 »

A little over ten weeks till he gets back.
Slowly. Going. Mad.

Ballard · « **Reply #266 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 20:32 »

An old flame got in touch with me last night and all but scheduled a booty call for this coming Tuesday. We'll see how that goes.

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #267 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 20:34 »

Lunchy, the trick is to go mad quickly so you can enjoy being mad for longer. Like, if it takes you five weeks to finally crack and go insane then you've only got five weeks of being insane.

In other news, hey thread. How you goin'?

calenlass · « **Reply #268 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 23:48 »

Lunchy come to me and I will make you happy. Do you like kinky? My boyfriend does not, really. It is getting a little disappointing, actually. So if you would like to come and fill that quota I promise to make you the happiest laydee you know.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #269 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 00:31 »

My darling Katie. That would be lovely, however I am in a little bit of debt and have enough fun making my budget stretch all week after buying important things like winter coats so I do not die of cold. If you could come to me I would be all for it though!

calenlass · « **Reply #270 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 00:51 »

Well, I am pretty sure that I can stretch my budget, but my work schedule on the other hand... who will work all their double shifts if not me?

Lummer · « **Reply #271 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 02:30 »

Incidentally, I have gotten no action at all, since I switched my beard over to the Lemmy.. Hmm.

Tom · « **Reply #272 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 03:23 »

There's this guy I'm kinda hot for who wants to just hang out with me. I just keep finding some excuse to blow him off because it's getting real awkward to be near him and not think about him naked.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #273 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 03:34 »

Quote from: Lummer on 25 Apr 2009, 02:30

Incidentally, I have gotten no action at all, since I switched my beard over to the Lemmy.. Hmm.

Unrelated. Lemmy gets pussy like nobody's business.

Lummer · « **Reply #274 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 04:21 »

Maybe it's because my shameless pop-punk band is still only in the writing/rehearsing stage, and not the gigging stage yet.

The less said about my Death metal project in this context though, the better.

Ballard · « **Reply #275 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 08:38 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 25 Apr 2009, 03:34

Unrelated. Lemmy gets pussy like nobody's business.

Leaving none for the Lemmy imitators.

kitschykat · « **Reply #276 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 12:48 »

Speaking of Lemmy, my friend and I are so sexually frustrated that we started a female version of Boner Party. It's called Husband Material, although husband doesn't necessarily mean male. Lemmy was recently featured

snalin · « **Reply #277 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 12:52 »

The George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher was gold. In fact, the whole blog was made of win and awesome!

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #278 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 13:52 »

If all the people who weren't having sex were having sex with other people who weren't having sex then everything would be better

Josefbugman · « **Reply #279 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 14:05 »

True, but don't forget sex doesn't solve all problems... or any problems for that matter.

Alex C · « **Reply #280 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 14:16 »

A lot of times it causes problems.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #281 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 14:40 »

Sex is getting better, but not by much! This is a thing that shouldn't be a thing but actually has turned out to be a thing!

Puki · « **Reply #282 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 15:30 »

Uhm, that is great!I guess...

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #283 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 12:15 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 17:09

A little over ten weeks till he gets back.
Slowly. Going. Mad.

you have two regular boys? One to fill the others shoes while he's away?

Scandal!

Lunchbox · « **Reply #284 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 00:25 »

Uh no. Just the one. He is away. I am undersexed, it is really quite sad. My boss keeps telling me I should slut around. My boss is a very horny man.

Ballard · « **Reply #285 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 00:37 »

Correlation?

Jace · « **Reply #286 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 01:39 »

So I said I wouldn't need to post here anymore but I guess I was wrong. This girl is so busy that she cannot hang out with me after work or before work, so like, there's no time.

est · « **Reply #287 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 02:56 »

You probably shouldn't be using this thread to brag about maybe in future doing it with this on girl at work.

Hey thread, what up.

I mean uh, post

Jace · « **Reply #288 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 05:14 »

Does it make it worse that I posted it from work while she was standing next to me?

snalin · « **Reply #289 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 05:24 »

Yes, totally. You get no sympathy if you post in the sexually frustrated thread instead of banging. That is just plain stupid.

Slick · « **Reply #290 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 06:42 »

Yeah also braggin' bout sex is kind of tactless.

Jace · « **Reply #291 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 08:17 »

But I'm not getting sex. Its like there is an opportunity, but it is behind a forcefield called TIME MANAGEMENT. And it is not me who has to break through this forcefield.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #292 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 09:18 »

If she "doesn't have the time" it probably means she doesn't actually like/want to bone you, and was disappointed with your last encounter. Sorry, doggo!

Lines · « **Reply #293 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 10:00 »

Everyone has time for a quicky!

Tyler · « **Reply #294 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 10:00 »

Just not with Jace.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #295 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 11:10 »

I strongly suspect that Jace just wears that mask everywhere and tries to makes himself a good novelty fuck. Some people just don't want to fuck a Lusty Lucha.

bbq · « **Reply #296 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 14:52 »

Hey guys, I'm not getting laid right now.

Then again, I am a minor, and it is by my own choosing to not get laid, so it's cool.

Inlander · « **Reply #297 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 16:48 »

I think that would actually make you "sexually satisfied", in the sense that you are satisfied in your sexual ambition, which is to not get laid.

squawk · « **Reply #298 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 18:05 »

the girl of my fancy is getting a full-size bed soon nngggeeeehhhhhhhh

Jace · « **Reply #299 on:** 28 Apr 2009, 01:02 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 27 Apr 2009, 09:18

If she "doesn't have the time" it probably means she doesn't actually like/want to bone you, and was disappointed with your last encounter. Sorry, doggo!

What if there was a point where she said "okay, we totally have to have sex" but she also is juggling going to school, raising children, and working full time?
What I am saying is that I disagree with your assessment.

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