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Wearing my Lucky Underwear

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snalin:
how is that lucky? I just see it as an invitation for a good ole' kick.

Wasteroo:
I think a good portion of my motivation to wear underwear is to keep my sack covered. It makes 'em feel safer, somehow. I would save the sack-exposing underwear for days I was feeling especially dangerous.

Patrick:
I have a pair of boxers that I lost my v-card in, and I have won many games of 'are you nervous' while wearing them, both before and since.

A Wet Helmet:

--- Quote from: nobo on 03 May 2009, 09:51 ---This is what real lucky undies look like.

FYI they are called "sacfree" so consider yourself warned that there is going to be some mannequin sack below.


--- End quote ---

Clearly the creator of the sacfree skivvies has never had a hernia.  

Conversely, I suppose, it could have been such an enormous hernia that the thought of restraining his giant swollen sack prompted the creation of this abomination.  At that point though, free-swinging pendulum rat nuts on a human scale and gravity do not make a good combination.   I am in pain at the thought.


Edit to remove redundant use of the word enormous

Zingoleb:
Holy hell, Mannesac! I want to pose next to one of these things. Have them pose on my porch, sac out for all the world to see, to scare away visitors...

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