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Dr. dollface in the house
Dollface:
--- Quote from: imapiratearg on 30 Apr 2009, 14:08 ---Dear Dr. Dollface,
I have the swine flu.
Love,
imapiratearg
--- End quote ---
Buy viking helmet and axe then upload mayhem in to your mp3 player after you have done this (you can also get hammered) take off your clothes on wear that helmet and underwear.
(also if any of your friends have swine flu invite them, this is like larp but much better)
now it time to berserk, first you yell "its about time that shit hits the fan!!" trash every thing you see and you can kill you enemies.
--- Quote from: Joseph on 30 Apr 2009, 14:40 ---Dear Dr. Dollface
How do I learn to play sax like John Coltrane?
With the most sincere adoration and passion,
Joseph
--- End quote ---
I you truly want to learn how to play sax then take sax lessons. :-)
Passion comes when you love something so love you sax like no other.
(even i have idols)
--- Quote from: pwhodges on 30 Apr 2009, 15:06 ---Dear Dr Dollface,
How can I live as long as you?
--- End quote ---
I get that question often and its the only question that i cant answer.
Because i dont know why i look so young maybe its because i dont worry over things or that i find childlike delight in common things.
--- Quote from: Patrick on 30 Apr 2009, 15:28 ---Please cure my one-track mind, Dr. Dollface!
--- End quote ---
Sense of humor is like your sexual preference, you cant change it.
--- Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 30 Apr 2009, 15:54 ---Dear Dr. Dollface,
Good job, doggo.
Would you like to be my official board protogee?
It was sam, but in that case the student has kind of become the master.
--- End quote ---
im very flatered for you invite but i kill people.
so sadly i must refuse. :oops:
--- Quote from: ackblom12 on 01 May 2009, 23:45 ---Dr. Dollface,
Sometimes when I'm doing the good Lord's work with Sister Peaks I get so happy I make a silly face cause I know God is smiling upon our duties!
Love always,
Fuck Monk
--- End quote ---
Its good hear that you have sense of moral and duty so keep up you good work. :-)
Zingoleb:
Dr. Dollface
Why am I talking to you?
Dollface:
--- Quote from: Zingoleb on 03 May 2009, 01:16 ---Dr. Dollface
Why am I talking to you?
--- End quote ---
That is simple my friend because OH FUCK TIGERS!!!
whew those were some normal ass tiger so your question was that why are you talking to me
hmm
keep your voice down because JC is looking at us and he is masturbating
Run please run to safety and i will stall them....
Clash action
JC: so you finally showed yourself after those TIGERS! huh
Dollface: im just dude with million moves
JC: talking time is over just die TIGERS!
now its just cool action all the way
Dollface: ...bha! *pant* you cant hurt me!
JC: oh yeah i got some posters for ya!
Jeans: Help me
Animal ghost: Fuck meeeee!
Dollface: okay you win just please let them go and i will lower my guns.
JC: HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH so you have morals after alll!
*letting hostages go*
JC: i always though that your skin was this smooth but now is time to change!
Dollface: FUCK YOU FORM!!!
JC: hu, ouch ouch ouch ocuh
*now Dollface is violatin his eyesockets*
Dollface: hardcore action all the way ladies *hump hump*
this part we can cut out
hours later
Dollface: dont you suck with me JC denton..... HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zingoleb:
It's...I just...can't look away...
(Can I buy drugs off of you?)
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