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Pandemic panic
HellStorm:
But I will be alright, because I live in a city. Living in a city = no pigs, unless you count the wind-up kind you get in toy shops :-)
Now they would be scary zombified.
Tybalt:
--- Quote from: snalin on 02 May 2009, 15:29 ---
--- Quote from: ViolentDove on 02 May 2009, 15:16 ---Also this is awesome: pimp my swine flu mask
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Fixed
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Are you allowed to actually fix something when you say "fixed"? It took me about 5 minutes to realize it wasn't a joke.
Nodaisho:
--- Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 02 May 2009, 16:42 ---Well if the average pig can go through two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute, imagine what that means for the average zombie pig.
Don't be too glib about this, man.
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Pigs also have thick skulls. At least wild pigs do. Handguns won't do it for headshots, unless you use a magnum, +P+ 9mm, .357 sig, or 10mm auto.
JD:
Woo! Something else for the president to worry over!
WriterofAllWrongs:
--- Quote from: Nodaisho on 02 May 2009, 18:59 ---Pigs also have thick skulls. At least wild pigs do. Handguns won't do it for headshots, unless you use a magnum, +P+ 9mm, .357 sig, or 10mm auto.
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Which, according to Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, means you have to turn to swords, which means you have to turn to katanas. Or maybe you could just stay the hell inside when you hear reports of Zombie Pigs running free through your city. Seriously, pigs cannot operate door handles.
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