It is not wussy. There are orifices being assaulted all over the shop.
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
It's really good so far. It's musical and yet kind of haunting.
I do agree that this could potentially have some dire ramifications in regards to purple drank.
rather than place the blame on somebody's undeveloped irony sensor, let's just blame the internet, k?