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Zingoleb:

--- Quote from: De_El on 04 May 2009, 13:59 ---Seriously though, you're getting over-zealous. Tone it down a bit. It gets annoying.

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Happens when I don't get distracted. I'm distracting myself right now away from the other distractions. Sorry.

Allybee:
forum lore: once kieffer created a "who is the most attractive male poster" poll and used an alt account to urge people to vote for himself

that type of quality is rare

Allybee:
also duchess tapioca was so great, she hasn't posted in 2 years and I still think she is the best!


--- Quote from: Duchess Tapioca on 28 Nov 2006, 03:06 ---It is a secret thread, noone will tell!

A few months ago, a pelican told me why Chuck scowls so much!

This pelican has been Chuck's loyal guardian since the day he was born. Chuck was actually delivered by a pelican, under a parsley plant. It was the stork's day off, storks are rather lazy, but very photogenic. The truth is that most children these days are delivered by pelicans, but that, my friends, is a story for another day.

We all know of Henry the bear, correct? The little knitted bear so dear to Chuck, lost to a cruel mistress and held hostage? This is the story of Henry. Henry was a very special bear, kitted in his threads were Chuck's patience, and stuffed in his tummy was his happiness and love, for his fairy god auntie did not trust the young boy's human heart with such precious things. The two were bound and were together always, boy and bear, until one dark morning.

It was a decade ago, in the calm after a fierce grey storm. Chuck was just a young lad, working on a sailing ship bound for the Baltic Sea. It was his job to sit at the crow's nest and watch for giant sea monsters that might steal the crew's limes and give them scurvy. One morning as he swept the waters with his telescope, he saw something much more terrible than a sea monster. It was a gorgeous lady with a fishy tail perched atop an atoll! She sang pretty songs and had shiny hair without many barnacles in it. Chuck's young heart thumped at the sight of her and he was so enchanted by her lovely songs as to put on his flippers and jump from his perch to swim to her. She did pretty cool Simon and Garfunkle covers. Foolish and young as he was, he put up no resistance as there were many kisses. The temptress then whispered sweetly to his willing ears, "Bring me your bear! Return at twilight young boy-ling," before she pushed him gurgling back in to the waves.

That night, he returned with what she asked, but in the moonlight he could see what he did not before. Her ears were pretty big and had a lot of wax in them. Also he had sharp pointy teeth. It was too late to turn back now though, his limbs were tired from swimming and his shorts felt all salty. Chuck relinquished the bear to the fishy lady. She cackled, "Cackle cackle cackle! Now I am complete!" Cause every crusty seaman knows that mermaids cannot love and are pretty darn impatient, which is why they aren't so great for long term relationships. She hugged the bear to her fishy breasts.

But alas, the fish lady was pretty old, and the cackling gave her a heart attack. She stuck out her tongue and died, making kind of a  "Hack hack... bleeeeerg" sound. Her efforts were in vain, and she would never love. At least Chuck could have his bear back though! He reached gingerly for the knitted paw.

"Not so fast!" honked a nearby gull. "You cannot, will not have that bear! You gave it to me and I shall have it. Mine!" said she. It turns out the mermaid believed in Hinduism and was reincarnated. The gull snatched the bear and took it to the tallest mountain on the atoll to keep forever.

Some say he could just go get it back, but Chuck really didn't have the right shoes for that sort of thing, so it sits there to this day, getting crapped on my birds a lot, and kinda moldy. Fortunately, as the bear desegregates, his love, patience and happiness are slowly returned to him, and sometimes when he plays frisbee, Chuck can smile again.

That is all the pelican told me.

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Dazed:
I would like to give half of my vote to Paul and half to JohnnyC.

Thomas Edison:
I know multiposting is supposed to be frowned upon, but I reckon Kieffer actually does it well. Does that count as a plus towards him?

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