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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #300 on: 13 Jun 2009, 06:37 »

I'm also gonna go for KVP for general suspiciousness in not posting and Axerton since that post was straaaaaaaaaange.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #301 on: 14 Jun 2009, 17:42 »

What the hell dude, I saved you last round by voting for katie.

Aww, shmookie. I don't give a fucc.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #302 on: 15 Jun 2009, 05:59 »

KvP and Axerton, you have been tried and found guilty. Unfortunately, KvP, being quite actually guilty and knowing his fate sealed, convinced the court that the vert innocent Axerton was also a member of the Sharks. And thus, one innocent man dies with one criminal.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #303 on: 15 Jun 2009, 06:03 »

16 Citizens remain, of which 5 are in street gangs. The two lovers also persist.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #304 on: 15 Jun 2009, 06:27 »

What are the chances that I will come back from the dead
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #305 on: 15 Jun 2009, 06:54 »

yr chances? ha! they're pretty much nil....might as well enjoy yrself some hauntin's.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #306 on: 15 Jun 2009, 07:27 »

ghoooost seeex!!!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #307 on: 15 Jun 2009, 08:39 »

anyone got some chains i can rattle

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #308 on: 15 Jun 2009, 09:37 »

will fluffy handcuffs do?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #309 on: 15 Jun 2009, 10:22 »

is this going to lead to the ghost sex snalin was talking about
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #310 on: 15 Jun 2009, 10:26 »

I've got my potter's wheel
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #311 on: 15 Jun 2009, 10:32 »

awesome, i'll bring a large canvas dufflebag, a wooden duck figurine, and a small cherry tomato...this is turning into a party!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #312 on: 15 Jun 2009, 10:37 »

The gangs in their infinite wisdom have killed the narrator. Tyler is now quite dead. Rob (the_pied_piper) will now be doing my job as I shall be vacationing in Seattle for the next two weeks. Gangs, he is your new contact, and it is your turn to kill folks, so let him know.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #313 on: 15 Jun 2009, 10:43 »

no furries allowed jsyk
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #314 on: 15 Jun 2009, 10:54 »

Tyler, that cover story will never stand now that your widespread political corruption is finally over.

The real truth of the matter is that under the ever increasing heat of public speculation Don Tyler was smuggled out of the city by members of both gangs to keep him from being killed. He is now residing in an undisclosed location surrounded by many armed guards.

Free elections were held and a new Mayor of New York was appointed by the true and honest civilians. Thank you all for your support.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #315 on: 15 Jun 2009, 11:39 »

I'm bringing the ghost beer to the ghost party

It's made from the souls of kittens
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #316 on: 15 Jun 2009, 11:47 »

bone that. everybody knows the best ghost beer is taken from the souls of reindeer.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #317 on: 15 Jun 2009, 13:25 »

Updated list of players current status:

Participants:
Sam
Objects Inside Clouds
allison
onewheelwizard
blue kitty
staedlermars

professor snuggles
dazed
kvp
ackblom12
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rallymonkey
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the pied piper
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phooey
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christophe
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #318 on: 15 Jun 2009, 16:50 »

The real truth of the matter is that under the ever increasing heat of public speculation Don Tyler was smuggled out of the city by members of both gangs to keep him from being killed. He is now residing in an undisclosed location surrounded by many armed guards.

I shall be vacationing in Seattle for the next two weeks.

Now that's not very undisclosed now is it.

Also, ghost party? Yay! I make excellent dip. Cream cheese, chives, puppy livers, bunny ears, and souls from people killed in boating accidents. It's quite delicious.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #319 on: 15 Jun 2009, 18:04 »

Add a layer of mushrooms and I'll take a stab at it. You know, like the stab wound currently in my former Earth-bound body.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #320 on: 15 Jun 2009, 19:06 »

Come on gangs, who are you going to kill? The suspense is riling up the citizenry.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #321 on: 16 Jun 2009, 06:06 »

The_pied_piper, Christophe and Zombiedude... God, those avatars. Now I'll have to read your names to see who you are, a quick glance at the avatar won't do anymore. Dammit.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #322 on: 16 Jun 2009, 06:31 »

I am the deejay at ghost party. We only listen to dead baroque composers' works.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #323 on: 16 Jun 2009, 06:47 »

It's recent dead baroque composer's work, you know.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #324 on: 16 Jun 2009, 11:33 »

Gangs, you have 1 hour to give me a final consensus.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #325 on: 16 Jun 2009, 11:40 »

EVERYONE GETS HIT BY A BUS
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #326 on: 16 Jun 2009, 11:46 »

it is the on the way to ghost party
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #327 on: 16 Jun 2009, 12:21 »

I TOLD YOU GUYS THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #328 on: 16 Jun 2009, 12:50 »

The gangs have chosen and the citizens wake up from their first night's sleep under the protection of the new mayor. Or supposed protection as it turns out.

Thomas Edison woke up as a spirit as his body was brutally beaten by several blunt objects and was fished out of the Hudson river by leisurely sailors. Meanwhile, on the other side of town McTaggart is found hanging from several meat hooks in a warehouse after what the police suspect was "an interrogation gone awry".

Ok, citizens, time for you to seek vengeance on these horrible beasts of men.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #329 on: 16 Jun 2009, 13:01 »

Man, that dip really is delicious Linds. The bunny ears really bring out the lost souls.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #330 on: 16 Jun 2009, 13:13 »

these new guys better bring something to the party...damned freeloaders, thinkin' just because they're newly dead they can automatically join in the fun.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #331 on: 16 Jun 2009, 13:19 »

Hey guys, I brought some Ghost Rock Band for the party, you know, with all the songs written by ghosts and stuff. Should be ghost rad.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #332 on: 16 Jun 2009, 15:06 »

Objects inside clouds and A wet helmet
Villainous knaves the two of them.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #333 on: 16 Jun 2009, 15:39 »

Oh I see, hating on the DC kids. Is that how we are going to play today?

May I inquire as to why you are voting for me? I am simply curious.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #334 on: 16 Jun 2009, 16:25 »

I need not a formula for I am rabble.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #335 on: 16 Jun 2009, 22:31 »

A Wet Helmet

look out! ninjas! - His silence on the matter lately is causing some suspicion
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #336 on: 16 Jun 2009, 23:09 »

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #337 on: 17 Jun 2009, 02:41 »

You know what? Screw you both.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #338 on: 17 Jun 2009, 03:32 »

Man, fuck.


Why I gotta die?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #339 on: 17 Jun 2009, 03:39 »

As I have never been one to be bullied, my choices are easy....


Yayniall and ackbloom12.   Whatcha think about that?  Uh-huh, I fight back you big bullies.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #340 on: 17 Jun 2009, 06:11 »

I'm gonna go with ackblom12 and Rally Monkey as well. To the gallows with ye.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #341 on: 17 Jun 2009, 06:20 »

Don't sweat dying, Thomas Edison. Ghost party is awesome.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #342 on: 17 Jun 2009, 07:32 »

Yeah man, dying ain't so bad...you got ghost parties, some hauntin's to do...and of course lots and lots of ghostly bonin'! It's all cool, really!

Now did you bring cupcakes?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #343 on: 17 Jun 2009, 07:39 »

I guess Look Out! Ninjas! and Objects inside clouds.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #344 on: 17 Jun 2009, 08:47 »

Did I bring cupcakes?

Did I bring cupcakes?

Of course I brought the motherfucking cupcakes.

They're all iced up and sprinkly and shit, man.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #345 on: 17 Jun 2009, 08:47 »

Aye, lad, that's the way to be a ghost! Welcome, welcome...
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #346 on: 17 Jun 2009, 08:55 »

But, I thought we had taken all of your cupcakes in the cupcake war!
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« Reply #347 on: 17 Jun 2009, 10:12 »

The Cupcake War was 1901-1915ish.

It's 1955 now, man, get with the times.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #348 on: 17 Jun 2009, 10:17 »

Come on citizens, you were going to kill Don Tyler for corruption, surely you are more angry about murder?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #349 on: 17 Jun 2009, 10:26 »

sprinkled with the ashes of deceased world leaders! tastes powerful.
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