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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #50 on: 11 May 2009, 05:12 »

My dream indie boy looks exactly like me and goes off to work in my stead then comes home, disappears until tomorrow morning and allows me to take all the money and live a life of leisure.

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #51 on: 11 May 2009, 06:09 »

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #52 on: 11 May 2009, 06:16 »

My dream indie boy is the hottie to the left of the one in the heart in there.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #53 on: 11 May 2009, 06:19 »

What about the one with the hare nestling in his jacket?
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #54 on: 11 May 2009, 06:20 »

My dream indie boy is the hottie to the left of the one in the heart in there.

You will be mad jealous when I tell you I got his drumstick last Friday after the show they played.


(And before anyone comes in HAW HAW-ing all over: No, drumstick is not an innuendo. It is an actual drumstick.)
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #55 on: 11 May 2009, 06:21 »

Cripes, I am the worst fangirl. Sigh.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #56 on: 11 May 2009, 06:22 »

Actually, I changed my mind.

My dream indie boy is Stuart Murdoch.



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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #57 on: 11 May 2009, 08:46 »

Out of Shearwater probably the guy who looks a bit like Pryzbylewski.

My 'indie dream boy' would be about an inch shorter than me, be borderline dangerously skinny, have short, straight un-producted hair, be clean shaven and would be completely unremarkably built. They'd be studying something bland and have totally unremarkable personality because I only want indie boys for their bodies.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #58 on: 11 May 2009, 09:56 »

I like metalheads who wear leather and look scary and dangerous but also like to go on picnics.

Also I have teensy crushes on most of the boys on this forum.

I have met my dream boy, though. I will not tell you who he is for fear of embarrassing him.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #59 on: 11 May 2009, 10:32 »

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #60 on: 11 May 2009, 12:32 »

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #61 on: 11 May 2009, 13:11 »

Pet name for who?

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #62 on: 11 May 2009, 13:22 »

this one

is the one I fit best with, I guess.


My dream indie boy would have to be the one that turned me gay, so I don't know him yet.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #63 on: 11 May 2009, 13:33 »

He would not like Blade Runner one little bit.

It would never have worked between us, love.  I'm sorry.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #64 on: 11 May 2009, 13:33 »

My dream indie boy gives me 40,000 dollars to pay off my student loans, then disappears into the sunset never to be seen again.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #65 on: 11 May 2009, 14:15 »

Oh, sweet Scott...

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #66 on: 11 May 2009, 14:37 »

Oh yes.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #67 on: 11 May 2009, 15:53 »

My dream indie boy gets hit by a truck.

Several times.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #68 on: 11 May 2009, 16:01 »

my dream indie boy is a girl who is not really sure what "indie" means.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #69 on: 11 May 2009, 17:02 »

My dream indie boy is a dude who knows who the bands I talk about are. We'd hang out and play video games probably. My dream indie girl is the same, but as a cute girl instead of a dude.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #70 on: 11 May 2009, 17:11 »

My dream indie boy is "surrounded, each doorway covered, by at least twenty men"...
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #71 on: 11 May 2009, 17:23 »

my dream indie boy is a girl who is not really sure what "indie" means.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #72 on: 11 May 2009, 18:17 »

My dream indie boy is "surrounded, each doorway covered, by at least twenty men"...

Man the character is clearly the worst to have a crush on unless maybe you like getting murdered. Though I'd happily bone the guy who wrote those words.

(ALSO Kris I ate pizza with another member of Shearwater. It had sauerkraut on it!)
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #73 on: 11 May 2009, 18:18 »

my dream indie boy is a girl who is not really sure what "indie" means.

agreed.

also she has a hankering for club drugs and role-playing games.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #74 on: 11 May 2009, 20:03 »

My dream indie boy would first and foremost need to be a total intellectual. He would want to discuss the issues of the day, the arts, or just be able to maintain an engaging conversation regardless of subject matter. He wouldn't necessarily need to keep up with new music, but always able to supplement my own tastes with his own likings. He would be independent financially and emotionally, and would be a complement to my current life, rather than its center. He would want to help me when i gardened, and share a love for the dirt. He would have his own hobbies as well, that he could occupy himself in when I wanted to lose myself in tinkering with broken tractors. We would make a habit of doing the crossword together over smalltalk. We would routinely cook together, trying new things, or sometimes just bake brownies and enjoy a few drinks to some cheesy reruns of Law and Order or the like. He would always want to go to museums and shows, and want to talk specifics and stylings, but still be willing to make inappropriate jokes about haughty sculpture. He would have a subdued elegant style, not overly hip, but sharp looking. He often insists we dress to the nines for no particular reason, and head out on the town as if we were sophistiques from the Jazz Age with no particular place to go. But, he would equally love to go hiking and exploring always with a sense of wonder at each new discovery. He certainly would have faults, but would embrace them as himself. He would be the type of person I would catch just staring at me with a style, as if I was the only object in the entire world. He knew how to act in both quiet moments alone and in the middle of a party. Most of all, he would be totally adorable.

and a she.


If this is you, please contact immediately.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #75 on: 11 May 2009, 20:17 »

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #76 on: 11 May 2009, 20:26 »

Hello.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #77 on: 11 May 2009, 20:29 »

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #78 on: 11 May 2009, 20:53 »

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #79 on: 11 May 2009, 21:06 »

ITT:

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #80 on: 11 May 2009, 21:11 »


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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #81 on: 11 May 2009, 22:39 »

My dream indie boy is right where I want him
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #82 on: 11 May 2009, 22:48 »

Are you using stocks or manacles to stop him from escaping?
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #83 on: 11 May 2009, 22:54 »



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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #84 on: 11 May 2009, 22:54 »

And how.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #85 on: 12 May 2009, 00:02 »

Your dream indie boy is Bjork during a particularly bad period?
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #86 on: 12 May 2009, 00:33 »

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #87 on: 12 May 2009, 01:06 »

My dream indie boy paints himself vibrant colours and waves his cock infront of underage girls.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #88 on: 12 May 2009, 01:16 »

omg I absolutely luv indie guys liek the way they were v-neck shirts and have lip piercings lol but like my dream indie guy listens to all my favorite indie music like tegan and sara and John mayer and OH like those bands from Juno (my FAVORITE movie) but yeah and he would wear his hair long and emsssy like indie guys do and like black rimmed glasses
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #89 on: 12 May 2009, 03:01 »

Personally I prefer people who don't really fall into any particular groups. Like a big box marked "other", mainly because of what the big "other" box has the potential to hold, it could be anything, a rubber duckie, a set of false teeth, anything.

But I am still concerned as to what "indie" means, from my understanding it means someone who is into indepedent music (doy) but the fashion sense and personality always seems so hard to pin down. But the only really independent kids I have encountered have been somewhat arrogant, especially in reagards to my music choices, one fellow even said to me that the best music is one that only the listener has heard of which to me strikes me as a combination of stupidity and self-centered imbecility that seems to be verging on the solipsistic.

In short, is the indie boy that people "want" just a boy with indie trappings or people who are firmly commited to indie like the hypothetical Indie monk.

Sorry i am just wondering aloud here, I do apoligise.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #90 on: 12 May 2009, 03:07 »

one fellow even said to me that the best music is one that only the listener has heard of

That is a Seriously Stupid Statement, and I don't understand how that could be fun at all. Part of the joy of music is sharing it and listening to it with other people.

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #91 on: 12 May 2009, 03:11 »

I thought that it was to, the man was a dingbat though so I pretty much ignored any contribution he could have made. Also he wore a stupid hat and claimed it was better than mine, and he was an arsehole who actually believed what he was saying.

I tried to argue that he should at least try to like some music that isn't just from the local area, but then he compounded it by saying that anything that wasn't on an especially "independent" label had sold out, he didn't even like Weird al for petes sake, and when you are talking to that sort of music facist its better to just nod and walk away.

Anyway, sorry to sidetrack, have fun with the indie kids.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #92 on: 12 May 2009, 04:54 »

My dream indie boy/girl would be really well-mannered, snappy dresser, little bit clumsy, nerdish, good with calculus (because im not), can be taller than me (but not too much), holding hands in puplic places, likes hugging, dont do drugs, always up for trying new things (not sex things more like parashooting and stuff).

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« Reply #93 on: 12 May 2009, 05:32 »

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #94 on: 12 May 2009, 05:44 »

michael manley.

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #95 on: 12 May 2009, 08:28 »

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #96 on: 12 May 2009, 08:28 »

He added the "and is a girl" at the end to hide the fact that he's a big ol' faggy mc fagpants.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #97 on: 12 May 2009, 08:29 »

See also: the fact that he wants to do the crossword puzzle.
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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #98 on: 12 May 2009, 08:29 »

My dream indie boy paints himself vibrant colours and waves his cock infront of underage girls.

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Re: hey girls: describe your dream indie boy
« Reply #99 on: 12 May 2009, 11:23 »

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