Comic Discussion > QUESTIONABLE CONTENT
WCT: May 25-29, 2009
Dunnoe:
conformity to my nonconformity. we'll see if hanners will agree to clean up some stranger's room.
Random832:
--- Quote from: disaacs on 29 May 2009, 13:52 ---I really like Dora, but this is a side of her that is really unexpected and disturbing. Dora can be irrational and anxious at times, but for the most part she is very open minded and doesn't question how a person might live their life.
Suddenly in this comic she is completely disgusted by how messy somebody, a complete stranger, is and unilaterally decides that something must be done. Her attitude is completely condensending. I hope she either wakes up or gets a lesson about how rude she is being.
--- End quote ---
Item 1: There are rats. And food that has attracted insects. It's not just clutter.
Item 2: She has no reason to disbelieve the statement that the only reason she hadn't hired anyone to do it was money. For that matter, we have no reason to disbelieve it. Some people have the theory that this is compulsive hoarding, but the theory that it's just laziness has some stiff competition.
Note also that she presented it to Hanners as a "challenge".
ctrlbuild:
--- Quote from: Deadrocks on 29 May 2009, 10:24 ---Need like Requiem of a Dream, and like Hanners Vs Room of Death.
--- End quote ---
No no...this is the room of death. Room of messy death is better.
Keebbles:
Like I said in another thread.
Hanners is gonna get a scouting report from her lil' apple ap-bot and come prepared.
Wearing Daddy's latest version of High Threat Environment Powered Armor Suit - quite similar to Halo stuff.
Marigold will go bonkers like a proper otaku over the outfit thinking it's Cosplay, until the plasma-flamer comes out and turns half her room into sanitary ash.
Of course Hanners will have her Catch 22 moment about killing the rats when she sees how cute the babies are. A few stiff Tom Collins or Margaritas (heavy on the tequila) will erase that problem and a Torching will proceed with extreme prejudice.
This will result in Dora, Marteen, Pintsize and the lil deredere kawaii bot rescuing a few boxes of stuff and a computer or two and having to host the woman i their apartment... who's gonna be Marigolds new roommate? Not Hanners!
Also Hanners might fire it up on off chance that bare chested cute firemen show up to put out the fire and get all glisteny sweaty and stuff (kinda odd that she's got an infatuation with such pictures that are in conflict with her OCD, neh? Means her hormones and curiousity win out more often than not if she can do it electronically.
Marigold might throw a shit storm of a fit, but Hanners might direct via her high tech commlink in her HALO Hazmat Combat Suit that the firemen hose Marigold off. (might be her first shower in ages!)
A clean marigold might actually look decent and look a lot like FAYE w/longer hair. Which would explain Angus's semi-flirting attraction to Faye and his need for abuse from Faye that he can't get from the glued-to-the-monitor ex anymore.
All else fails, hanners walks up, looks, walks away. Hours later the group finds her getting drunk at the watering hole w/our favorite redneck Romance author and thus they are away when her father adjusts the microwave beams from his space station and turns that apartment to constituent atoms.
You Know. Gotta Nuke it from Orbit. Just to be sure! (aliens FTW!) :-D
Dunnoe:
we'll just leave it to Jeph, okay?
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