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Tom:
You live a rich and fulfilling life of victory on and off the track, everybody knows you and wants you without ever loving you. You live fast but die old at the age of 90 in a 5-motorized wheelchair pile up, your passing goes unmourned.
pwhodges:
You wish for nothing - and you get it and starve to death...
I wish aging wasn't so depressing at times.
snalin:
Aging feels awesome. That's because you've become senile, and don't remember anything. In fact, you don't even remember that you have to take off your pants to shit. You shit in your house covered in your own feces, and go to the shop to buy bread fifteen times a day. Finally your children find out and send you to an institution. You live your final days drugged down in a corner; the medical budget has been cut again.
I wish George would get his ass around and finish his Song of Ice and Fire.
the_pied_piper:
He rushes the completion of the series and disappoints millions of fans leading to his suicide and the depression of said fans.
I wish i could afford to go on holiday.
Reed:
You go on holiday to the mountains of Columbia. You are abducted by the cartels and forced to become a mule, smuggling thousands of dollars of cocaine up into America in your colon.
I wish I had perfect health
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