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Thomas Edison:
You will never get sunburnt again!


Because the sun has suddenly vanished, meaning life as we know it ceasts to exist!



I wish I was more artistic.

Jace:
You are Jackson Pollock. But with shit and blood.

I wish I had fishsticks.

nobo:
you have fish sticks that grow on your fish tree, which smells like ass. as a result your neighbors feed you your own kidneys in protest.

I wish Freddy Kreuger was real.

Reed:
Freddy Kreuger is real. Instead of giving you nightmares, he gives you dreams where he makes sweet, tender love to you.


I wish I wasn't smelling so much cat pee.

Jace:
Instead of cat pee, it is chloroform. You are later raped.

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