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Reed:
You get cannabis, but it turns out to be laced with PCP. You decide that you are invincible, climb the tallest building around you, and jump off.
I wish I had enough data to publish a paper.
benji:
You suddenly find all the date you need to publish. You find it in a leading science journal in the article just published by your rival who hates you, seeks to destroy you, and is calling to gloat that he published first.
I wish I were on vacation with my partner instead of at work.
Aimless:
You wake up tomorrow to find a ton of data on your computer which you use to write and publish a spectacular paper. The data turns out to be completely fabricated and you end up losing all your professional and academic credibility, and, in extension, the respect and friendship of your peers.
You die many years later, a bitter man who never regained the ability to love. On your tombstone, the following poem:
Paper was written
sure, all the data was forged
but his wish came true.
I wish it would be sunny :(
EDIT: Scooped!
You magically get to go on a last minute vacation with your partner to the Bahamas. While you chill on the beach your partner hooks up with some dude called Dexter, and decides to leave you for Dexter's big swinging penis. You come home to find out there'd been some sort of clerical error and you were, in fact, not on vacation... you were fired.
I still wish it would be sunny.
Ballard:
It is beautiful and sunny. Your mother just died of a rare cancer.
I wish that my paycheck came today so I could have money for pre-game drinks tonight but it comes tomorrow fffff.
Yayniall:
You take out a payday loan from a notorious loan shark, the interest is 8000% percent. You can't pay him back, he makes you suck his dick, because he's a loan shark.
I wish it was 2004 again.
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