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allison:
It only takes $10 bills and does not give change

I wish I was a famous movie director

Reed:
As a result of hanging out with movie stars you develop a nasty coke habit. During one particularly nasty binge you plow your brand new bentley into a school bus.

I wish I was powerful.

allison:
You destroy everything and everyone you touch.

I wish I had a sandwich right now.

Dazed:
You have a sandwich. It is all you have. You find yourself naked with no home, possessions, family, friends, or memories, in Northern Siberia.

I wish my slippers were fuzzier and softer.

pen:
Your slippers are fuzzier and softer because they're made of puppies.  Your feet are in their warm bloody bellies. 

I wish I had a new job.

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