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Yayniall:
All of humanity is enslaved by giant cockroaches, well it's the best wish for the giant cockroaches anyway.

I wish I was a punk rocker (with flowers in my hair)

wafflecone:
Sure, but silly people like me aren't going to get the reference and you'll always have to explaiiiin.

I wish I could afford to travel lots.

ledhendrix:
You have as much money as you need. Unfortunately you tripped over the kerb the other day, landed on your spine at an awkward angle and you will be bed ridden for the rest of your life.

I wish I had artistic talent.

Patrick:
You can make great sculptures but the only medium you know how to work with is cow shit.

I wish I had more time here.

ledhendrix:
You get more time. One second to be precise, you had better savour it.

I wish my brunch would cook quicker.

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