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Bedazzled thread
kitchenraider:
Your wish almost killed this thread.
I wish I could play the tuba really well withough practicing.
rynne:
You play tuba exquisitely. You also have a disorder where low-frequency sounds cause you to lose control of your bowels.
I wish to experience perfect contentment at my death.
tinysmidgen:
You die happy but find that after you die, you must experience the worst memories of your life/past lives (if you partake in such a belief). The catch? The memories that you must experience are only one, regardless of you or your past lives having done it, sexual actions with your grandmother's corpse.
I wish I would be accepted, and if not accepted, not disliked.
Zingoleb:
You are accepted as the sex slave for a group of rabid porcupines. Be careful, they bite.
I wish I could do a duet with Emmylou Harris.
pharmmajor:
--- Quote from: Zingoleb on 29 Jun 2009, 20:55 ---
I wish I could do a duet with Emmylou Harris.
--- End quote ---
When you arrive to do your piece, a practical joker gives you a leather jacket. Ms. Harris, an active member of PETA, proceeds to beat you senseless after the duet.
I wish I could get one of my novels published.
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