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Masterbainter:
You become overly confident and cocky. All girls think your a jackhole, which in soceity is actually sought after by the female counterpart. However, you end up attracting a girl who is 13 and she looks older but lies about her age. You end up in prison. Your lawyer is a girl, you can keep using your new skills to talk to her.
I wish I paid that speeding ticket in febuary.
HellStorm:
You did pay for it. You got sent to jail for hitting a small child whilst speeding, and you 'paid for it' with that pretty little mouth of yours.
I wish I wasn't so gosh darn nervous.
Patrick:
You're not. You're MORE nervous. Congrats, you piss yourself at the sight of sunlight as it enters a room.
I wish I didn't actually have to put physical labor into packing things.
Josefbugman:
You gain tremendous telekinetic powers that allows you to move stuff withpout physical effort, unfortunatly doing so causes a tumour to grow in your brain.
I wish that I could become one with the universe.
Patrick:
Eh, I started smoking a couple months ago, gonna die of cancer anyway. This way I come out on top.
(gonna leave your wish for somebody else so's I don't overwhelm the thread with too much of my crap, I've been doing that in threads lately)
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