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Patrick:
GENE, YOU DICK, MAKE A WISH

Ballard:
I wish to be pretty, oh so pretty, and witty, and gay.

Caleb:
You ARE suddenly pretty and witty and gay!

Suddenly you feel the need to burst out in song!

"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real."

...and then a Puerto Rican gang member (annoyed that you stole his sister's song and thinking that you are mocking her by singing it) sneaks up on you and stabs you in the kidney.  You die cursing the catchy lyrics of Stephen Sondheim.

I wish could stop and start time at will  (the only thing not effected by this would be me).

Yayniall:
You can stop and start time and will but can't do anything cool with your power.

I wish it was the 60s, I wish I could be happy, I wish, I wish, I wish that something would happen

Josefbugman:
Something does happen, you get transported back to an alternative 60's where the red army is sweeping all across the worlds (ala the communist campaign in red alert 2) your are happy to find it is the 60's but become very unhappy when a soviet attack dog jumps up and attacks your face.

I wish that I could have electricity based super powers.

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