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allison:
The island is Bylot Island, the largest uninhabited island in the world. You freeze to death.

I wish I was not at work.

Will:
I thought the same thing, Sam. I was ready to bust out my denim jacket and Bedazzle that shit!

I now wish this thread was about that Bedazzler.

Dazed:

--- Quote from: allison on 15 Jun 2009, 10:50 ---The island is Bylot Island, the largest uninhabited island in the world. You freeze to death.

I wish I was not at work.

--- End quote ---

You lose all of your limbs in a bobsledding accident and are unable to work again forever.

I wish my preferred pizza place was less expensive.

chowburger:
It costs less after the discovery of various infestations in the kitchen.

I wish I could read books incredibly quickly.

Will:
Damnit, chowburger, you beat me. I'm posting anyway!


--- Quote from: Dazed on 15 Jun 2009, 10:56 ---

I wish my preferred pizza place was less expensive.

--- End quote ---
Your pizza place outsources all labor and materials to cut costs, resulting in cheaper pizza. Also resulting in loss of jobs for people in your town, plus with the lack of focus on food quality, you get food poisoning and spiders.

I wish I had a denim jacket with Bedazzled rhinestones spelling out the words "Rock and Roll" on the back.

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