Topic: Find Redeeming Qualities About the Music You Hate (Read 31447 times)

Christophe · « **Reply #50 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 12:32 »

This Will Destroy You, you sure sound like a boring version of Mogwai really well.

Explosions in the Sky, you sure can tremolo-pick really fast.

Maps and Atlases, you sure know how to fingertap.

Billy Talent, you sure... no. I can't do this. Fuck you, you shitty fucking no-talent cocksuckers who had the gall to shit all over Waiting Room.

McTaggart · « **Reply #51 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 12:34 »

Red Flag was fun.

Johnny C · « **Reply #52 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 12:52 »

Quote from: iamiam on 21 Jun 2009, 22:55

thank you for teaching me that if i ever want to get laid by over 5000 underage girls then all i have to do is start a shitty crunk band. that is useful to know.

- DID YOU KNOW BROKENCYDE HAS A SEGMENT OF THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCE WHERE YOUNG GIRLS GET ONSTAGE AND PULL DOWN THEIR PANTS TO "SHOW YO COOCH, WIN A SMOOCH"

Liz · « **Reply #53 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 12:54 »

Kenny Chesney, your concert in Fargo on Saturday brought a ton of people into my workplace, many of which were incredibly stupid and fun to laugh at. Including the lady that asked me what 75% off would be for an $8 item.

The Joker · « **Reply #54 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 13:12 »

Nickelback, your singer's voice sounds kind of like Scott Weiland's (Stone Temple Pilots) or the singer of Pearl Jam. And those bands are good bands.

Christophe · « **Reply #55 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 13:15 »

Chad Kroger, you look kinda like Jesus.

He's pretty cool.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #56 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 13:27 »

Korn...

...I like your seven string guitars.

Sox · « **Reply #57 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 13:38 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 22 Jun 2009, 12:52

- DID YOU KNOW BROKENCYDE HAS A SEGMENT OF THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCE WHERE YOUNG GIRLS GET ONSTAGE AND PULL DOWN THEIR PANTS TO "SHOW YO COOCH, WIN A SMOOCH"

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Zingoleb · « **Reply #58 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 13:43 »

Keith Richards I like your face

rynne · « **Reply #59 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 14:00 »

Katy Perry, you made me remember that other, slightly better novelty hit about kissing a girl.

The Joker · « **Reply #60 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 14:03 »

When I hear Katy Perry's name, I think of Joe Perry, and then I listen to Aerosmith. Thank you for directing me to good music.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #61 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 14:12 »

...

Is that one of them koans?

imapiratearg · « **Reply #62 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 14:13 »

Katy Perry, your name reminds me of a cute girl one of my friends is trying to set me up with. That's pretty cool.

Useless_Proverb · « **Reply #63 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 14:21 »

Deathmole reminded me to get the mole on the back of my neck checked out. Thank you for helping me avoid skin cancer!

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #64 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 14:25 »

Quote from: The Joker on 22 Jun 2009, 14:03

Katy Perry, you are not Aerosmith.

FYP

Zingoleb · « **Reply #65 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 14:37 »

Quote from: Useless_Proverb on 22 Jun 2009, 14:21

Deathmole reminded me to get the mole on the back of my neck checked out. Thank you for helping me avoid skin cancer!

I thought you liked Deathmøle...

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #66 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 16:06 »

Aerosmith, you are old and hopefully will die soon.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #67 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 21:44 »

James Blunt: Sometimes when you sing really high it doesn't hurt my ears!
Nirvana: Okay well only Kurt Cobain! You liked the Vaselines and Daniel Johnston. I like those bands too!
Green Day: When your singer sings, he opens his mouth really wide and it's funny!
Evanescence: There is this lady who sings your famous songs every single week at karaoke. She seems to enjoy it a lot!

Christophe · « **Reply #68 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 22:28 »

Nickelback, two days after my twenty-first birthday I was in a shitty dive bar watching a fat lady sing an out-of-tune rendition of "Figure You Out". Thank you for your valued contribution to my twenty-first birthday.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #69 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 22:34 »

KISS:

You're amusing to watch live with the sound muted and the Nutcracker playing in your place.

altered_carbon · « **Reply #70 on:** 22 Jun 2009, 23:22 »

KISS, I liked Detroit Rock City (the movie). Way to merchandise yourselves in a way that didn't completely suck.

Matt & Kim, you have that song on the Bacardi Mojito commercial, and Mojitos are good drinks, if somewhat girly.

Charles Mingus, I always love your bass playing on other bandleaders' albums. Yours are just not my thing.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #71 on:** 23 Jun 2009, 01:37 »

Orgy: My ex-girlfriend really enjoys you and I suppose that you made her happy.

Caspian · « **Reply #72 on:** 23 Jun 2009, 02:30 »

Sufjan Stevens: You have a pretty cool first name.

Elliott Smith: err, you give junkies and yuppies something to bond over. Good work helping to bring the classes together.

Light Engine · « **Reply #73 on:** 23 Jun 2009, 09:28 »

Kings of Leon: your song Sex on Fire makes my friend run away screaming for it to stop, which is pretty funny to watch.

SWOON! at My Gravitas · « **Reply #74 on:** 23 Jun 2009, 09:32 »

Dear Coldplay,

Of the absolutely obscene amount of money you are probably making right now, hopefully a sizable portion will be donated to charity. That would be pretty cool of you.

Dear Paramore,

"That's What You Get" is fun to sing on Rock Band, I guess.

Dear Chris Martin,

20 years from now, when Coldplay has broken up and they're only remembered as a thing of the past, albeit a popular thing, I hope you have your own television show on MTV or VH1 or one of those other channels that nobody with any self-respect chooses to watch. I would enjoy never watching that show.

boneykingofnowhere · « **Reply #75 on:** 23 Jun 2009, 11:42 »

Coldplay have some cool album covers.
Phish lure all of the worthless hippies out of my hometown while they're on tour.
"Go Getter Greg" by Ludo has humorous lyrics.

glyphic · « **Reply #76 on:** 23 Jun 2009, 15:05 »

Midwest metal- Your fans have facial hair that makes mine look luxuriant and well-kept by comparison. However, to be fair a dead bear on fire could say the same thing.

Asher Roth- You proved that there is a God. Unfortunately, he hates us all.

Heavy Heavy Low Low- You guys are hilarious. Your fans don't even know that you're a parody in most cases. Congratulations!

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #77 on:** 23 Jun 2009, 17:17 »

hey gangsta rappers, your music fucking sucks shit for the most part, but i'm usually able to put aside my disgust for a few seconds in awe of how fast some of you are able to spit rhymes.

Thrillho · « **Reply #78 on:** 23 Jun 2009, 18:39 »

Quote from: spoon_of_grimbo on 23 Jun 2009, 17:17

hey gangsta rappers, your music fucking sucks shit for the most part, but i'm usually able to put aside my disgust for a few seconds in awe of how fast some of you are able to spit rhymes.

Jesus Christ, boy. Next time I see you on MSN you are getting a fucking education.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #79 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 04:44 »

Silkworm, pirating your albums is cheaper and safer than renewing my Amitryptyline prescription.

Also you can drink whilst listening to Silkworm, which helps a lot.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #80 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 04:46 »

Deerhoof, you make the eternal, cold, dreamless sleep of death a marginally less terrifying concept owing to your presumed absence from it.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #81 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 04:48 »

Radiohead, one day, all that you have wrought will be nihil.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #82 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 04:52 »

Weedy dude from Coldplay, I would probably fuck you up the arse in a public toilet if I was wired on a cocktail of vicodin, ecstacy, ketamine and booze, wearing two durex extra strong and we both had paper bags on our heads.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #83 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 04:57 »

Eminem, I would only need like, three months of ninja training tops to be able to break into your house and twist your head off with my bare hands.

TehBrynn · « **Reply #84 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 07:07 »

I've always found the best way to discover something... or rediscover it... is seeing it live. I've gotten into a lot of good music by seeing them play live even when I didn't really want to go in the first place.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #85 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 07:26 »

Steven Tyler, there are actually vile, creeping things that scoot around the bottom of the Marianas trench eating whale shit that die the instant they see sunlight which have more repugnant lips than you.

Reed · « **Reply #86 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 07:34 »

Khar, your particular brand of hate makes me so happy that I have taken it for my sig.

The Joker · « **Reply #87 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 10:35 »

But by the end of his quintuple-post he's just insulting people.

Go start a "let's make fun of music we don't like!" thread, because in case you missed this thread's title, you seem to be in the wrong place.

allison · « **Reply #88 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 11:45 »

Jonas Brothers, your album sales and related merchandise contribute greatly to the profit of the company with whom I have a part-time job. Thank you for helping me stay employed in this shite economy.

Patrick · « **Reply #89 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 12:08 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 21 Jun 2009, 08:51

Deerhoof make good music, aside from that woman's voice.

Came here to post this

Quote from: allison on 24 Jun 2009, 11:45

Jonas Brothers, your album sales and related merchandise contribute greatly to the profit of the company with whom I have a part-time job. Thank you for helping me stay employed in this shite economy.

One of them has been seen playing a Jazzmaster.

That's the closest I'll ever come to saying anything nice about them.

rynne · « **Reply #90 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 12:40 »

will.i.am, you never make advertisers sad by turning down their endorsement deals.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #91 on:** 24 Jun 2009, 13:31 »

Quote from: The Joker on 24 Jun 2009, 10:35

But by the end of his quintuple-post he's just insulting people.

Go start a "let's make fun of music we don't like!" thread, because in case you missed this thread's title, you seem to be in the wrong place.

Your posts woud be excellent if not for the images and hypertext they contain.

glyphic · « **Reply #92 on:** 25 Jun 2009, 07:37 »

Big band covers of popular songs: Because of you, I now spend every elevator ride trying to figure out which hilarious bassoon-only version of a terrible pop song is blaring from overhead instead of fastidiously inspecting myself in the door's reflection.

Will · « **Reply #93 on:** 25 Jun 2009, 08:02 »

Attack Attack, you have brought the members of the QC forums much enjoyment over the last several days, and furthermore - if the rumors are true - you have a relatively good sense of humor about the whole ordeal. You named a song after a Nick, Jr. character who I laughed at many a summer day in my youth. Also, there's a period of about three seconds, right at the beginning of that song, if I don't look at you on the screen and forget for a few seconds what mangled mess of technorape is about to happen to my ears, that I am reminded of the intro to a Pig Destroyer song.

Have you listened to them, Attack Attack? I like Pig Destroyer quite a bit. I don't know that you would enjoy them, as they lack Autotune or Korg presets, or flat-iron straightened hair, but if you were to wear a PxDx shirt on stage, you would probably expose some of the scene kids to a really good grindy band that maybe they would enjoy, and that would be swell of you.

The Joker · « **Reply #94 on:** 25 Jun 2009, 11:13 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 24 Jun 2009, 13:31

Quote from: The Joker on 24 Jun 2009, 10:35
But by the end of his quintuple-post he's just insulting people.

Go start a "let's make fun of music we don't like!" thread, because in case you missed this thread's title, you seem to be in the wrong place.

Your posts woud be excellent if not for the images and hypertext they contain.

Even without that they would still beat yours.

glyphic · « **Reply #95 on:** 25 Jun 2009, 11:18 »

Internet. Serious business.

Anyway,

Country- You love drinkin', I love drinkin'. We could be friends if you would shut your damned mouth every once in a while.

Alex C · « **Reply #96 on:** 25 Jun 2009, 11:51 »

Dear Rush,

No band whose music I hate has ever given me such joy. Neil Peart, without you and your terrible lyrics the Yo La Tengo Sugarcube video wouldn't be as enjoyable. Geddy Lee, you sound like a eunuch and for some reason think it's funny to have chicken on stage. This isn't really funny, but it's kinda funny that your fans think it's funny. People say you're a genuinely nice guy and it's fun to tell Rush fans that you sound like a woman, since I have found that this usually just encourages them to tell you surprisingly funny Geddy Lee jokes, and I can't really ever hate a band with inoffensive fans. And uh, third guy from Rush, if you were more memorable I would have felt compelled to to spend more time on this post than I would have liked, so in a way it's a plus that you're so bland. Oh, hey, google says you're named Alex! I'm named Alex!

NotAFanOfFenders · « **Reply #97 on:** 25 Jun 2009, 12:06 »

Aww, now i don't like YOU anymore, Alex.

totally.

Patrick · « **Reply #98 on:** 25 Jun 2009, 13:21 »

Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble at least had one talented member.

rynne · « **Reply #99 on:** 25 Jun 2009, 13:33 »

Mick Jagger, you were *personally* responsible for David Bowie getting laid once.

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