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Find Redeeming Qualities About the Music You Hate
altered_carbon:
KISS, I liked Detroit Rock City (the movie). Way to merchandise yourselves in a way that didn't completely suck.
Matt & Kim, you have that song on the Bacardi Mojito commercial, and Mojitos are good drinks, if somewhat girly.
Charles Mingus, I always love your bass playing on other bandleaders' albums. Yours are just not my thing.
Zingoleb:
Orgy: My ex-girlfriend really enjoys you and I suppose that you made her happy.
Caspian:
Sufjan Stevens: You have a pretty cool first name.
Elliott Smith: err, you give junkies and yuppies something to bond over. Good work helping to bring the classes together.
Light Engine:
Kings of Leon: your song Sex on Fire makes my friend run away screaming for it to stop, which is pretty funny to watch.
SWOON! at My Gravitas:
Dear Coldplay,
Of the absolutely obscene amount of money you are probably making right now, hopefully a sizable portion will be donated to charity. That would be pretty cool of you.
Dear Paramore,
"That's What You Get" is fun to sing on Rock Band, I guess.
Dear Chris Martin,
20 years from now, when Coldplay has broken up and they're only remembered as a thing of the past, albeit a popular thing, I hope you have your own television show on MTV or VH1 or one of those other channels that nobody with any self-respect chooses to watch. I would enjoy never watching that show.
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