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Billy Mays....has passed away at the age of fifty.
Patrick:
And now, in this special offer, two American icons dead this month when you try *new* Ultra Nuclear Strength OxiClean!
Shitty, absolutely shitty week for American culture.
Cartilage Head:
I hope he took his own advice and purchased iCAN HEALTH INSURANCE
Dollface:
Boohooo :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Ozymandias:
Man, now I'm suspicious.
I mean, let's look at the facts: first the Shamwow guy was spontaneously attacked by a prostitute who sliced, diced, even julienned his tongue. He's arrested and in just seconds, his career is gone!
But wait, there's more!
Because then Billy Mays dies at the age of not 70, not 60, but 50 years old with no signs of why he might've died!
What are the odds you'd expect this to happen to the two major current TV salesmen?
25%?
1%?
.000005%?!
I think there's only one man capable of this, AS SEEN ON TV:
MrSteevo:
All the good people are going!
It's a sign! The rapture is coming! Repent!
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