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tinysmidgen:
Had this idea for a thread while at work today. A customer was buying some concrete for a sidewalk, and decided to buy some suntan lotion so that they wouldn't get burnt while pouring and mixing the concrete. (They told me that's what they were buying it for, with the most serious of expressions and voice). Upon hearing this, I looked outside, to the pouring rain, and asked; "Oh? Do you live out of town then?" Because seriously, who pours concrete in rain, and is worried about burning in the sun on a raining day. They respond, "Nope, just down the street actually." Dumfounded, I left it at that, and loaded their concrete for them (twenty eighty pound bags..woot)....Anyways, what I'm getting at, if you work in retail, what's the most ridiculous thing people have spent money on, that you've seen. Or, what is the most ridiculous thing you've spent money on?

ViolentDove:
I spent 50 bucks on a moulded latex horse head mask. Worth every penny, if you ask me.

tania:
i bought a $5 cellulite massager a few days ago because it was the last one and also 75% off and no matter how healthy and physically fit i try to be my butt is always a little bit cellulite-y so i figured i'd give it a shot. i have only used it once since then because wow there is very little that destroys your self esteem and dignity more than getting your butt naked and then rubbing lotion on your butt and then rubbing a bumpy piece of rubber on your naked slimy butt for what feels like hours and hours and all you can think as you're doing it is "i hope this makes my butt nice to look at, i mean less gross to look at, i mean DAMN IT why did i actually buy this stupid thing"

as you have all probably figured out by this point, no i have no problems sharing my various low points as a human being on these forums anymore

Trollstormur:

--- Quote from: ViolentDove on 11 Jul 2009, 16:48 ---I spent 50 bucks on a moulded latex horse head mask. Worth every penny, if you ask me.

--- End quote ---


everyone should have a horse head mask.

Spluff:
I know somebody who spent $600 on a giant tribal drum, played it all night, and then took it back the next day because 'it didn't sound the same', and traded it for a gong and some candles.

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