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Be My Head:
Can't believe no one's done this yet....

Hamlet: To be or not to be soliloquy

English >> Russian >> Japanese >> English

Original:

 To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

_____

Translation:

To do that is not - this is a problem:
TIS is a noble in the mind 'suffering in the case of
Outrageous fortune in the slings and arrows
To take up arms against a sea of troubles and
End the conflict. To die to sleep --
No more - and finally to say a dream
Natural disasters in 1000, heart, and
The meat is heir. 'Tis consumption
Hard desired. To die to sleep --
To sleep - probably a dream: Yes, the euro,
Dreams of death, may be something in his sleep
When dying, the coil is to shuffle
You need to suspend us. Also, use the connectivity
Unfortunately it is a long life.
In order to, whips, scorns of time produce
If the persecution of the tree, the proud man's contumely not
Flour despised love, the delay of the law
The insolence of office, spurns
The second 'it is unworthy of the benefits of patients, such
You can be the death of his
The awl is naked? Who, fardels that
Tired with life, to the poo
However, fear of something after death,
YOUKAWAKARAHA, the country is unknown
If no traveler returns, puzzles,
And we have to bear the suffering of those we
Rather than fly to others, what we know?
Thus, the conscience is a coward
Therefore, the native resolution of the sound
Thinking beyond the thin cylinder, sicklied is
And a great time and height
In this regard, the current turn awry
The name of the action is lost. - The use of software,
Tadashi Tadashi Ophelia! - Nymph, in thy orisons
I remember that all the charges.

BeoPuppy:
And to remain in style:

So pockets that!

Ive to hastings and Ive was good is to brighton Ive was to eastbourne to thus that,
Therefore that here was and Ive, Ive is there Ive was each pockets where something in this sort, therefore that
Something in this sort, therefore that, drilling you small slap in the face

Well the one whom it afflicts, that you do Yes whom it afflicts whom it afflicts around of you, you, you, you, you

Well Ive has queen, Ive трахнул bach Ive even sucked the old crane of men Дамита трахнувшее that,
Therefore that, as Ive a sheep трахнула, Ive трахнул a goat, which I my right of the crane its throat
That that has driven, downwards, therefore that something fucks in this sort, therefore that, you, drill a little,

Well the one whom it afflicts, that you and do, whom it afflicts, whom it afflicts around of you, you, you, you, you

And Ive drunk it, Ive is drunk it Ive which was spat upward on пинте urine,
That that, therefore that Ive scank had, Ive speed allowed to put on goats Ive, until then while I do not bleed thus,
That, therefore that something in this sort, therefore that, drilling you small slap in the face

Well the one whom it afflicts, that you do Yes whom it afflicts whom it afflicts around of you, you, you, you, you, you

Hahaha!

Yes!

Ive has cancers, Ive has leave вши Ive allow it to splash and it aint lovely thus had that, therefore that
Ive it трахнул, Ive трахнул, that Ive трахнул even schoolgirls twat, at the same time that, therefore
That something in this sort, therefore that, you which drills a little, fuck

Well the one whom it afflicts, that you and do, whom it afflicts, whom it afflicts around of you, you, you, you, you, you

So pockets that! Yes



Which is what you get if you feed it this:

So fucking what!

Well, Ive been to hastings and Ive been to brighton
Ive been to eastbourne too
So what, so what
And Ive been here, Ive been there
Ive been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, Ive fucked the queen, Ive fucked bach
Ive even sucked an old mans cock
So what, so what
And Ive fucked a sheep, Ive fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And Ive drunk that, Ive drunk this
Ive spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
Ive had scank, Ive had speed
Ive jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

Ive had crabs, Ive had lice
Ive had the clap and that aint nice
So what, so what
Ive fucked this, Ive fucked that
Ive even fucked a school girls twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah



... and run it through a german and russian translation and then back to english.

bainidhe_dub:
I woke up on my roof with my brothers
There's a whale in the pool with my mother
And my dad paints the house different colors
Where would we be, if we couldn't dream?

And I know
We get a little crazy
And I know
We get a little loud
And I know
We're never gonna fake it
We are wild, we are free
We are more than you think
So call us freaks
But that's just the way we roll

You got moves, I've got shoes, let's go dancing
Pop and lock, battle dance against Hanson
If we lose, all the girls, they'll be laughing
Where would we be, if we couldn't dream?

run through Japanese - Chinese - English..

I woke up the roof of my brother
In addition, my mother and the whale in the pool
Another of my father and painted color
If you can not make any progress, what is our dream?

I know
We have made a little crazy
I know
We are a little ring
I know
We will never be a false
We are wild We are free of charge
We believe that you are
Therefore, to the weirdness of the system we call
We have put forward approach

Do you have my shoes, give up the dance moves
Pop, rock, against HANSON
If you lose, all the girls, you can laugh
If you can not make any progress, what is our dream?

(It's some Jonas Brothers song that was on the front page of the lyrics site I went to.. I figured it would be good to throw the translator for a bit of a loop.)

Avec:
Plato's Republic.


--- Quote ---Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments of the eyes are of two kinds, and arise from two causes, either from coming out of the light or from going into the light, which is true of the mind's eye, quite as much as of the bodily eye; and he who remembers this when he sees any one whose vision is perplexed and weak, will not be too ready to laugh; he will first ask whether that soul of man has come out of the brighter light, and is unable to see because unaccustomed to the dark, or having turned from darkness to the day is dazzled by excess of light.
--- End quote ---


English -> Hungarian -> Korean -> Greek -> English


--- Quote ---If you have common sense people, the eyes, two species, and one of two reasons, actually, the light, the eye, so I would remember the physical appearance of the eyes, like everyone when the vision difficult in a weak position remember, it is too crowded for the first time that the soul of man, in a bright lightfrom questions, because of darkness, or to see you smile will be ready for the familiar darkness of the day was well along in the light.
--- End quote ---

Eyes and light...?

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