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Jimmy the Squid:
Pretty much. Vampires didn't just play on the diseasey side of sex but it was a lot about, like a pack of wolves said, corruption. Vampires are the suppository of all our sexual hang ups. Sadism, blood-play, domination, intoxication etc... You want to get bitten by a vampire which is part of what makes them scary. That's why Twilight is such a hit with pre-teens. They have all this anti-sex propaganda shoved down their throats and then there is a book about the sexiest monsters ever that have totally lost their teeth. Edward is such a fucking bitch.
KharBevNor:
It is a sad day when our teenagers desperately need nothing more than a dose of Lestat.
I wonder if there is any LestatxEdward slashfic. Wait, of course there is.
Surgoshan:
Khar, fuck is often not very sexy.
phooey:
I don't want to turn this thread into another TWILIGHT IS SO AWFUL circlejerk, but I've got to say that it takes some real talent to make a book simultaneously so anti-feminist and so emasculating. Give it up for Stephenie Meyers.
Commodore:
--- Quote from: Surgoshan on 05 Aug 2009, 21:50 ---Paolini
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You aren't screaming this loud enough. I don't see how so many of my friends can like the plot of Star Wars with bastardized Lord of the Rings nomenclature glued on top of everything. Paolini being considered an author makes me cringe me in the same way I do when I see Wal-Mart commercials and beer bellies.
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