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Smash Cars Review
« on: 28 Aug 2009, 08:03 »

Though remote control racecars can be fast, flashy, and fun, they are still stripped-down imitations of their larger counterparts. The same can be said about Smash Cars. In this downloadable game, you race a variety of RC cars through vibrant environments and perform acrobatic stunts to help you speed your way to victory. The core action is fun and conveys a good sense of speed, but it has its limits. The detailed tracks are set on one lone island, and there are only 12 single-player events. Completing these events takes only a few hours, though striving to earn all the gold medals takes significantly longer. Unfortunately, some awkward physics make it unpleasantly difficult to race at the high speeds required to medal in the later races. This deflates much of the replay value, and with no local multiplayer and a sparsely populated online multiplayer soon after launch, Smash Cars doesn't make a good case for its $14.99 price point. There's some speedy fun to be had here, but there should be more.

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Re: Smash Cars Review
« Reply #1 on: 28 Aug 2009, 09:23 »

OMG I WANT THIS GAME SO BAD
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Re: Smash Cars Review
« Reply #2 on: 28 Aug 2009, 11:43 »

I'm still waiting on a review for "Deer Hunter 14: The Venison Strikes Back".
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Re: Smash Cars Review
« Reply #3 on: 28 Aug 2009, 20:28 »

I am pretty sure there is some sort of marketing/spam payload involved here.
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Re: Smash Cars Review
« Reply #4 on: 28 Aug 2009, 23:50 »

I am pretty sure there is some sort of marketing/spam payload involved here.

Some spammer is leaning back in his chair, satisfied, before he realizes he forgot to put the link in his postbot.
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Re: Smash Cars Review
« Reply #5 on: 29 Aug 2009, 03:54 »

Well, there is a link in his sig to some kind of really bland music review site or someshit, so I am guessing it is related to that.
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Re: Smash Cars Review
« Reply #6 on: 29 Aug 2009, 13:03 »

Not even a review site. It's just the word music repeated two thousand times.
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