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[JD]

Put a Lampshade on Yr Head, It's Time for Translation Party

If the translation of the year, lamp shades, it's time the party started

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

Fancy!

[Jimor]

I just kept adding words, and this: "had very were yes go got would under be out love just ever get into is could no over went not were it can will kill"

became: "In addition, I will kill many people, the love of Jesus Christ" 

[The extra letter]

 line-by line, Creep by Radiohead becomes:

Before that time
Instead, please look in the eyes.
You look like an angel
You can call me your skin.
Your wings and floating
Beautiful World
Now something special
Breast cancer as something special.

However, I have a creep, I'm weird.
(The next line kept oscillating between "Why the hell do I do that?" "Why the hell do you" for eternity)
I do not belong here.

It hurts me not to worry
I want to control.
I have the perfect body
Ideally, my soul.
I want to notice you,
I do not.
So special breast
Question was something special.

However, I have a creep, I'm weird.
What is it about?
I do not belong here

She was running out the door
She is running
She was running running running his home run.

Happiness is wrong
Choose something.
So special breast
Now something special

However, I have a creep, I'm weird.
(Same oscillation as earlier, it's freaky)
I do not belong here
I do not belong here

[Wasteroo]

I love you Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ I love you yes I do. I love you Jesus Christ.

becomes

I am Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, love love love

[Cire27]

School's out for summer. School's out forever.

becomes

Summer school. This school is forever.

How appropriate.

[Wasteroo]

but one night I remember the explosion.

what the fuck

[Joseph]

"He promises her he will not do
all the things
he has already
done to her"

Did not reach equilibrium.  But some good results:

He promised to do something she has already been executed

He has promised all that she has already been executed

"I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol"

becomes

I have a laptop for security patrols armed with a gun

[Ceiling Cat]

XD

I put in the first few lines from If I Were A Fish by múm:

If I were a fish and you were a seashell
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my babies?

becomes:

When the shell fish and married, I have 1? What is my child?

The translations read like the existentialist thoughts of a crustacean.

[JD]

Hey ceiling cat, remove the image in your signature, it is frowned upon round these parts.

When your cat's face is to remove the symbols that are part of the circle below the ceiling of these images.


You should really get rid of that thing though

[E. Spaceman]

Hang out with yourself and have a crazy party.

Kureijipati have to hang out on your own.

[Wasteroo]

holy shit guys

pew pew lasers

becomes

Laser seats

edit:
also, my sig quote becomes

I only have one, I am glad I do not rely on the keyboard of his scrotum.

and later

Two of my keyboard, one of two of the scrotum in one of two people, the happiness of one depends on one.

and continues to descend into complete madness,

My keyboard is a happy one one one one one one one one dependent, the scrotum has 22,222 people.

before "It is doubtful this phrase will ever reach equilibrium."

[Slick]

Suck the next seven dicks you see.
                        |
                        |
                        v
Smoke, 7 Dix, please refer to the following address.

[The extra letter]

Chandler's famous quotation "“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.”"

Becomes, with no equilibrium:

""We are one love, one 1,1,1, the following morning, 1:00 in the first 59 minutes, alcoholism, 12:57 magic 1,111,111,111,111 people 12:58,2," the first two minutes girl 1 kiss 1 to update the Earl. One who has been one of the basic daily needs one."

[Wasteroo]

yeah, I think the translator doesn't do so hot when faced with time and order of events

[Slick]

I think it was unfair to make it deal with the quotes. If you translate it without putting it in quotations it doesn't produce the bizarre times. Maybe this is because some notations have minutes and seconds as ' and "?

[WriterofAllWrongs]

So I entered in Bukowski's "I'm In Love" in little bits, indicated by the spaces between stanzas here:

she's young, she said,
but look at me,
I have pretty ankles,
and look at my wrists, I have pretty
wrists

o my god,
I thought it was all working,
and now it's her again,
every time she phones you go crazy,
you told me it was over
you told me it was finished,

listen, I've lived long enough to become a
good woman,
why do you need a bad woman?
you need to be tortured, don't you?
you think life is rotten if somebody treats you
rotten it all fits,
doesn't it?

tell me, is that it? do you want to be treated like a
piece of shit?
and my son, my son was going to meet you.
I told my son
and I dropped all my lovers.

I stood up in a cafe and screamed
I'M IN LOVE,
and now you've made a fool of me. . .
I'm sorry, I said, I'm really sorry.
hold me, she said, will you please hold me?

I've never been in one of these things before, I said,
these triangles. . .
she got up and lit a cigarette, she was trembling all
over.she paced up and down,wild and crazy.

she had
a small body.her arms were thin,very thin and when
she screamed and started beating me I held her
wrists and then I got it through the eyes:hatred,
centuries deep and true.

I was wrong and graceless and
sick. all the things I had learned had been wasted.
there was no creature living as foul as I
and all my poems were
false.

---

I have her wrist, the ankle is quite his age, my wrist will be displayed in the very young
Library, she is my God every time, in the opinion of your data are completely absorbed in her phone to avoid it
If my life is, this morning, the poor women for women, I'm good, I asked him why. What Is Torture? Why have icons and processes to support a lot of confusion all my life?
Please please. Please tell me please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please. They are from me, because I choose to handle any job you lose your mind? My son, my son decided to meet. I think my son is my ex-girlfriend.
I was crying ... I was a fool out of here, a cafe, I love the mask Mengo. Hold me, she continued to please me. Notice?
In front of me ... her wild, they are in the hands of her circle of madness, the speed of light, over. she these triangles are non-smoking.
She was with me through my eyes, she was very: hatred, centuries deep, thin body. her violence, small arms, Teita a roar, but now his right wrist to hold was necessary to hold the data.
Wrongdoing, my illness is wrong. I learned that it is useless. My poems animals, smell is disguised as people's lives.


shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[snalin]

Gettysburg Address?

7,80 years, a few years ago, our proposal, people from all different people from different continents is to create a new state of the ancestors have been released.

Much more fun is the part a bit earlier through the translation:

7,80 years, a few years ago, our people of this continent we are created equal and the only proposition of their ancestors, a new state to be freed of all people.

The Pokemon intro is just wild:

I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause (oooh)

So, I very well (my real challenge is to catch the hell), but I recommend the train

EDIT: Anyone seen the "crash other parties" link?

I like to club children over the head with blunt objects

I have a child on the head with a blunt club

[Ozymandias]

Some choice moments from "What was that sandwich?"

It's a sandwich, what's wrong?
What is wrong in this sandwich?
This is wrong, what what what what sandwich?
Something, something is wrong with this sandwich?