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Slick:
One of my favorite Zelazny passages:
--- Quote from: Roger Zelazny, in Lord of Light ---It is said that each day recapitulates the history of the world, coming up out of darkness and cold into confused light and beginning warmth, consciousness blinking its eyes somewhere in midmorning, awakening thoughts a jumble of illogic and unattached emotion, and all speeding together toward the order of noontide, the slow, poignant decline of dusk, the mystical vision of twilight, the end of entropy that is night once more.
--- End quote ---
Sadly it just kind of runs out of RAM or something. If someone else wants to try translating it I would be much obliged.
--- Quote from: As far as I got ---Dark in the history of our emotional turmoil and darkness and cold light of logic one and two by three died, one of many one of one room, our people, Koreans another day from North and colorful night, I flash one of the world lost one or two where the mystical visions of warm-up, one of the first one or two of the last period of entropy reduction of two is to find the meaning behind the cost of time.
--- End quote ---
I like how the Koreans wormed their way in there.
KvP:
"Now the Lord said, "I am the light of the world." Now, He could as easily have said, "I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. Why would you fuck with me?!""
--- Quote ---Now Lord, "I am Light of the World," he said. Now, he is easy to Blow the shit out of the mountains "my king, Why you said you want sex with me?"
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---Now Lord, "I am Light of the World" and we are. Now, he is a mountain, "King me, why do I easily Blow your junk and I want to have sex?"
--- End quote ---
(a real winner, that one)
--- Quote ---Now Lord, "my world" is our light. Now, he is a mountain, "I see a simple question of why the news to me if I'm the king of Oral Sex?"
--- End quote ---
Dollface:
Well lookie here we got pretty male elf.
--- Quote ---We have a TV camera man very well here and Elves
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We are a TV camera man very well here and Elves
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We are a TV camera man very well and here is Elf
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We are a TV camera man very well and is currently Elf
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We are a TV camera man very well, and is now Elf
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We are a television camera man very well be, now Elf
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We are men of a television camera that very well, it's Elf
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We are a television camera people very well, it is of the Elves
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We have people who are very well a television camera is its elf
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We are people who the Elves of the TV camera people very well
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---We have a TV camera people who are well Elves
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---TV camera people and our elves are different
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---TV camera people and our many elves are different
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---Elf many different people and our television cameras
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--- Quote ---Elf many different people and our many TV cameras
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---Elf many different people many of our people and television cameras
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---Many people and TV cameras a lot of different people of the Elves
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---Many people with different people and television cameras Elf many people
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---Elves of different people and television cameras, many people and many people
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---Different people and television cameras, many people and many Elves
--- End quote ---
Tyler:
I have been using this on AIM with my friends for the last couple months. However, the same phrase entered a week later gives very different results, resulting in sadface.
"may the force be with you" used to for some bizarre reason turn in to "June 17, 2005" but now just "as power"
JD:
My sig used to have no equilibrium, now it does. I guess it depends on google's translate software.
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