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[JimmyJazz]

Give myself a crash-course on good bands way back when I was 11 and liked Good Charlotte and shit like that. Also, I would warn myself about  a certain cheating girlfriend and a backstabber who is supposedly going to be one of your best friends.

[feerqeer]

I'm gay and on msn, telling you I like you.

I would punch myself in the balls.

[Eris]

holy shit, this thread is 2 months old.


How do people find old threads? Do you go back pages and pages of threads and think "You know what? I need to post a two sentence reply to this! It validates my existence!"?

[Zingoleb]

I wish it was that easy to validate my existence. My existence is still invalid.

[JD]

Gee I've never had one of my threads necro'd. I feel special.

[scarred]

I love you.

[loco_banana]

-punches past self in the head-

Who decides to not invest in gold in 1999 with $2000 he happens to come into?

<-this jerk.

[20 jazz funk greats]

No regrets.

Would bone myself as well.

<3

i probably wouldn't punch myself, but i would tell myself to be less awkward around boys. and there are certain romantic/sexy moments i wouldn't mind reliving.

[Aurjay]

Throwing a bomb at that kid's house. Not for throwing it, cuz he was a snitch and an asshole and deserved it, but for getting caught. That arrest still haunts me today.

Also for dropping out of High School. That was a dumb mistake that also still haunts me.

[The Duke]

Give myself a crash-course on good bands way back when I was 11 and liked Good Charlotte and shit like that.

This.

Also, tell myself to start learning guitar earlier.

There are probably relationship-related things too, but I can't remember them all.

[feerqeer]

I click things, I'm quite good at clicking things.  I was raised on a Russian ad farm with other boys where clicking was the only way to get fed.  My existence is questionable, there's a lot of invalid in my existence.  I would actually learn the guitar as well, that would rock.  Let's do that.

[Van donk III]

I'd do it all different.   I'd be living instead of merely existing.

[elizaknowswhatshesfor]

I don't consider this necro-ing, more feeling up a coma patient....

I'd tell myself not to be scared to talk to the hot boy at the gig.

7 of perving later he is my boyfriend & I'm so happy.

[NotAFanOfFenders]

7 of perving

 

[JD]

Maybe she meant to put months or weeks in there?

[ViolentDove]

No, it's obviously a measure of pervosity. I would imagine 10 of perving would probably involve drooling and telescopes.

[evilbobthebob]

Nah, I'm thinking 10 would be the aforementioned feeling up of coma patients. I'm of the opinion that the 7 refers to years as well 

[elizaknowswhatshesfor]

ArGH! My crappy typing....

It was 7 years. I first saw his old band play in 2002. We had our first date 3 and a half months ago.

He saw me on a pin-up site 3 years ago.

We are both rubbish, as rubbish as my ability to use the preview button.

But we both have a pervosity of 9 (10 involving the afore mentioned telescopes and drolling, 11 is when the hand lotion comes out, by the way). I perved on him. He perved on me.

I have never felt up a coma patient.

[RedLion]

Throwing a bomb at that kid's house. Not for throwing it, cuz he was a snitch and an asshole and deserved it, but for getting caught. That arrest still haunts me today.

Also for dropping out of High School. That was a dumb mistake that also still haunts me.

You've lead a charmed life, haven't you?

[SWOON! at My Gravitas]

If you go back in time and bone a young version of yourself, would it be considered statutory rape?  Or just masturbation?

(Truly if there a pinnacle of philosophical thought, I am it.)

[BrilliantEraser]

I would tell myself:

"Don't go rollerblading down that hill. You'll break multiple bones."

"Don't believe a guy when he says a girl is an ex-girlfriend. She's not."

"Don't drink tequila."

"One day you will regret almost everything you ever did as a teenager."

"Tell Christina you love her. She'll be gone before she turns 14, and you'll miss her every day -- even five years later."

Okay, that got depressing pretty quickly.

[Bastardous Bassist]

"Don't drink tequila."

I would tell myself to not steer clear of tequila because of all the bad stories.  Tequila has never resulted in a night that was not entertaining for me.

I would also tell myself to play bass correctly the first time, because then I might not have a bad back, wrists and shoulders.  Luckily my elbows are still working just fine!

I would tell myself to go back in time later on and tell myself these things, because I wouldn't want to create a causal paradox by being careless.

[Mr. Doctor]

I would tell myself to not be very shy around people in general and also that talking to a girl you like isn't that difficult at all.

I will also give myself a huge list of bands to listen to.

[evilbobthebob]

Things to Tell My Younger Self

1) Get out more
2) Learn guitar
3) Get a job lazy ass
4) Don't say that stupid thing to the girl you like that you'll regret for years
5) Yeah time travel is possible

[Zingoleb]

I would also tell myself to play bass correctly the first time, because then I might not have a bad back, wrists and shoulders.  Luckily my elbows are still working just fine!

Wait what am I doing it right or not

[BrilliantEraser]

"Don't drink tequila."

I would tell myself to not steer clear of tequila because of all the bad stories.  Tequila has never resulted in a night that was not entertaining for me.

Really? Because for me it always turns out like that song "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off." 

[Bastardous Bassist]

Wait what am I doing it right or not

Is your cock involved?  If not, you're totally doing it wrong.

Really? Because for me it always turns out like that song "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off." 

Well, at least some people have a good time 
I just get normal drunk off of tequila.  Of course, my standard poison is gin and that results in an awesome drunken state.

[BrilliantEraser]

My drink of choice would be whiskey. It makes my friends cringe, and it also wows guys/makes them buy me drinks. I have had gin before, and it tastes like the saddest Christmas ever to me.

[elizaknowswhatshesfor]

Well, at least some people have a good time 
I just get normal drunk off of tequila.  Of course, my standard poison is gin and that results in an awesome drunken state.

I like you. Gin tastes of awesome.

[Meg]

Well, at least some people have a good time 
I just get normal drunk off of tequila.  Of course, my standard poison is gin and that results in an awesome drunken state.

I like you. Gin tastes of awesome.

If it weren't for gin I would've stopped drinking alcohol years ago.

[Bastardous Bassist]

Yay gin fans!

My drink of choice would be whiskey. It makes my friends cringe, and it also wows guys/makes them buy me drinks.

I can definitely understand that.

I have had gin before, and it tastes like the saddest Christmas ever to me.

I drink it because it reminds me of childhood...  Just kidding.  You might not have had the correct gin, because some of it is gross, but others result in true statements such as:

Gin tastes of awesome.

Maybe someone should make a thread about booze preference.  I'm currently going to talk about things that I would have done in the past:

I would have told myself to pay more attention during my 400-level physics courses and maybe worked through some derivations myself.  Getting an 'A' was nice, but I wish I could have actually remembered some of it come graduate school.

I also would have told myself to ask that girl out in my German class in high school.  Maybe it would have been useful to have gained some experience about relationships before college?  Not that I did that well as far as relationships go while I was in college...

[Zingoleb]

Wait what am I doing it right or not

Is your cock involved?  If not, you're totally doing it wrong.

Wanna see the chafe marks?

Also, now that I think about it, if I could go back in the past, I would punch all of you, too.