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Author Topic: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION  (Read 13503 times)

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power metal set in the present is basically crunk

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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #1 on: 07 Sep 2009, 16:25 »



Its totally real, i promise.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #2 on: 07 Sep 2009, 16:34 »



I choose Alternate Universe Spock.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #3 on: 07 Sep 2009, 16:39 »

this post is just so i can get my avatar in here too
« Last Edit: 07 Sep 2009, 16:42 by tania »
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #4 on: 07 Sep 2009, 16:43 »

basically if you are thinking "all the good star trek characters with facial hair are taken" just remember that there is a wide supporting cast of various Klingons, the vast majority of which are awesome
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #5 on: 07 Sep 2009, 16:46 »

speaking of

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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #6 on: 07 Sep 2009, 16:50 »

exactly the dude I was thinking of when I made that post
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #7 on: 07 Sep 2009, 16:51 »



I got confused with all the avatar changings.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #8 on: 07 Sep 2009, 17:15 »

I got the facial hair down, lets just say this guy is a star trek nerd.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #9 on: 07 Sep 2009, 17:19 »

Prove it.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #10 on: 07 Sep 2009, 17:23 »

Arg ye called my bluff.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #11 on: 07 Sep 2009, 17:27 »

So um how many avatar bandwagons are going on at once now because I am getting so lost and scared now

Guys stop making me scared

Please?
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #12 on: 07 Sep 2009, 17:31 »

no room for uncertainty in star fleet, son you gotta be a man or woman or asexual species that reproduces by releasing a cloud of spores or other

the future is not as catchy as the present DEAL WITH IT
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #13 on: 07 Sep 2009, 17:42 »

Future Riker has the most badass beard.

also, piper get a real beard
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #14 on: 07 Sep 2009, 18:22 »



Aha!
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #15 on: 07 Sep 2009, 18:26 »

GUYS GUYS I HAVE SOME NEWS



CAPTAIN KIRK IS CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #16 on: 07 Sep 2009, 18:34 »



Aha!

how much pointier does that beard make his bald head look
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #17 on: 07 Sep 2009, 18:38 »

yesss
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #18 on: 07 Sep 2009, 18:59 »

What have we here?
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #19 on: 07 Sep 2009, 19:12 »



!Viva la Revolucion!
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #20 on: 07 Sep 2009, 19:23 »

Shit, yours is the best I think. I'm just glad I got a classy motherfucking full boxed beard.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #21 on: 07 Sep 2009, 19:40 »

This was in the first page of GIS results for "Star Trek Beard"

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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #22 on: 07 Sep 2009, 20:05 »

This is serious business
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #23 on: 07 Sep 2009, 20:05 »

GODDAMMIT NONE OF YOU CAN BE MY FRIENDS ANYMORE
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #24 on: 07 Sep 2009, 20:19 »

I watched a first season ep of TNG yesterday i.e; pre-Rikerbeard and it was so hard to take him seriously.

I really do want to get in on this but i worked TOO LONG AND HARD (about 10 minutes) on my Cage-bear avatar to give it up so quickly
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #25 on: 07 Sep 2009, 20:23 »

i just spent the last few minutes looking at your avatar and saying "oh my god" over and over
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #26 on: 07 Sep 2009, 21:11 »

Bandito Data

This was actually the specific data facial hair I wanted but sometimes you gotta compromise when you have dogshit GISin' skills
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« Reply #27 on: 07 Sep 2009, 21:14 »

Shit, yours is the best I think. I'm just glad I got a classy motherfucking full boxed beard.

Holy shit when did McCoy have a beard
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #28 on: 07 Sep 2009, 22:19 »

i just google searched "bones mccoy beard" i think. this one is better.

as for when, this site says "Upon the conclusion of the historic five-year mission in 2270, then-Commander McCoy, always modestly proclaiming himself to be 'just a good ol' country doctor', retired his commission and proceeded to grow a beard" in Startrek: The Motion Picture
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #29 on: 07 Sep 2009, 22:54 »

I suppose I am just a GIS P-I-M-P
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #30 on: 07 Sep 2009, 23:53 »



(you never catch me)
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #31 on: 08 Sep 2009, 04:06 »

My dude has facial hair all over his body.

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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #32 on: 08 Sep 2009, 04:42 »

Holy Shit! Is that some sort of Rhino-Gorilla? Wow.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #33 on: 08 Sep 2009, 15:49 »

It's a Mugatu!

Also, my guy trumps all of you in the hair department!  Just don't ask him about his family...



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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #34 on: 08 Sep 2009, 19:06 »

I watched a first season ep of TNG yesterday i.e; pre-Rikerbeard and it was so hard to take him seriously.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #35 on: 08 Sep 2009, 19:07 »



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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #36 on: 08 Sep 2009, 19:46 »

You read the thread title wrong. It's Star Trek facial hair week, not Star Trek sexiest voice in the history of voices week.
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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #37 on: 08 Sep 2009, 19:52 »

YOU CANNOT DENY BEN SISKO EXISTS

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Re: STAR TREK FACIAL HAIR WEEK 2009: THE HIRSUTE GENERATION
« Reply #39 on: 08 Sep 2009, 20:10 »

Fire phaser cannons in any direction, and bury my body deep in the planet which it hits.

Do this for me, whatever the hell my son is named.
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