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I have an Interview With Brokencyde.

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Melodic:
What is your perfect Sunday?

Bastardous Bassist:

--- Quote from: Christophe on 08 Sep 2009, 12:11 ---You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

--- End quote ---

The Voight-Kampff Test is a fantastic way to determine if they are or aren't trying to destroy humanity.  Also, see if you can get them to fail the Turing test.  Get your comp-sci friends to set up a Brokencyde computer program, and see if we can figure out which one is the real band based solely on the transcripts.

JD:
What's with the pig man?

Johnny C:
Don't - do not - do jokes.

You have a very rare opportunity, and that is to try and generate an excellent, insightful and readable interview with Brokencyde. Try to get them to talk as honestly and candidly as possible about what it is to be in Brokencyde - the songwriting process, the touring process, their methods of making records. Find out why they wanted E-40 to do a guest spot.

There are tons of jokes about this band on the internet and every one of them is tired. They themselves are a joke and I think they know it. Treat this interview the same way you'd treat an interview with your absolute favourite artist. The results should be gold.

JD:
Also ask them if they think any of their songs are misogynistic.

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