Yeah, the comic should have been about a group of teenagers beating Marten's father for his sexual orientation, while Marten looks the other way sadly knowing that he had been wrong in supporting his father's actions. Then Marten starts to attend church and abandons the lecherous women that have been staining his good Christian heart, and in the final strip after everyone is hit by a bus there will be an arc involving everyone in their respective afterlives, with a weeping baby Jesus explaining to everyone but Marten how they could have repented. Marten, of course, is off holding hands and singing church songs with his all of his heroes, like Billy Sunday and that guy who was always leaning over like he was drunk out of his mind.
No wait, those are the same people.