Marten, in a horrible library accident, loses all his limbs, changes his name to 'Bob' and joins the Swedish olympic synchronized swimming team. Dora becomes a raging alcoholic and marries Jimbo. Faye decides to emulate Winslow and memorize every song he knows. As a result, her brain explodes. Hanners goes to one session of therapy with Dr. Drew and immediately exchanges her OCD for a sex addiction. She marries Pintsize, who has reacquired access to his laser. He uses it to cut the diamond for her ring. Raven returns after extensive body modification to make her body fit her name. She mistakes Steve for a hairy worm and eats him. Meanwhile, Momo and Marigold have develop a strange murderous partnership and go on a Bonnie and Clyde-esque rampage. On their travels, they encounter old Godzilla, who is hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman bursts from the shade, hits Godzilla with a bat grenade, Godzilla gets pissed and begins to attack, but doesn't expect to be blocked by Shaq, who proceeds to open up a can of Shaq-fu, when Aaron Carter comes out of the blue, and he starts beating up Shaquille O'niel, but they both get flattened by the batmobile, but before it can make it back to the bat cave, Abraham Lincoln pops out of his grave, pulls and AK-47 out from under his hat and blows Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he runs out of bullets and he runs away, because Optimus Prime comes to save the day. And they all laugh uncomfortably, eyeing the reader.
