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How to end QC
Is it cold in here?:
Jeph said once, well before the Department of Kicking Your Ass, that Steve's day job was "murders". Steve takes his work home with him one day ...
Mr_Rose:
Better: The US DoKYA interferes in Faye's business For The Last Time and the rest of the cast are all killed or maimed in the resulting epic showdown between her and Steve, leaving Faye and Steve exhausted, hands wrapped around each other's throat, in the ruins of Northampton.
Slowly, as the adrenalin ebbs, they realise what they've been hiding from themselves (and each other) the whole time and their hands relax from a death-grip into a passionate embrace...
The epilogue is scenes from their romantic-getaway-secret-island-base; first their master bedroom overlooking the beach, then a zoom to the figures on the beach, where we see Robo-Hanner-tan (based on Sony's Anthro-PC hardware) carrying Steve's brain in a jar towards Faye and an obviously pregnant Tortura. Faye turns to steve's brain and says "patience darling; your new body is almost ready" as she strokes Tortura's bump.
Fade to black...
Is it cold in here?:
The curse on the Malaysian Battle Spatula, which is to rob its owner of all peace of mind, causes Dora to become insecure (see, it's started already). She becomes ever more paranoid and retreats to a remote cave. Faye inherits Coffee of Doom, and installs a sculpture designed her way, which causes all the customers to end up in the coffee grinder. Hanners is the last to go, and the grinder's blades break the containment on her antimatter power plant vaporizing the entire town.
Ferc Eater:
It ends like Firefly. It is Firefly.
Dliessmgg:
Marten loses his job and has a good offer for a new one in Boston. After some thinking he decides to move there. On the way, he has a flat tire. When he finally arrives, he gets run over by a small red car.
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