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knives:
Just got back from this I'm on Alex's side. The third act especially made this an unfun movie for me. When your entire point is this is what would happen if superheros were in the real world you don't have a god damned jet pack. Really all of the scenes with Big Daddy and Hit Girl in action were better suited for a movie like Shoot 'em Up than this. Sadly they were the only actively interesting things in the movie though. The entire character of Kick-Ass and his bloody stupid narration couldn't have been more grating. There's only so much i want to know about a character's masturbation habits. There are other ways to set him up as a loser so why go with that? Thought Mintz and Strong were good too if not used to their full potential.
Still real annoyed in how the film strives so hard to go against its own message. Outside of one character everyone's better off for having become supers. Didn't Hit Girl need any therapy? Could go on longer, but too lazy.

Yunior:
Man, this isn't the worst movie I've seen all year, but it's far and away the most one-dimensional love interest I've seen in forever. I guess Kick-Ass worships this girl because she is 1. a girl, 2. boobs has boobs, and 3. once faked an interest in comic books? Definitely if one of my token homosexual friends told me he'd been faking his homosexuality (but for me!), and on top of it had been roaming the streets dressed to the nines in a green wetsuit like an absolute dipshit, fighting crime, etc. etc., I might I'd be mad for about 25 seconds, but then I'd be totes over it and we could have sex, right?

Then maybe postcoital, you could help me apply tanning lotion? (It's my single defining character trait, aside from wanting to rub naughty bits with Kick-Ass of course, ha ha ha   :angel: :angel: :-D :angel:)

tania:
the total lack of character development in any of the supporting characters and continuity and incredibly grating narration becomes a little more tolerable if you just pretend the title of the movie is "hit-girl, the movie" and focus on those parts for the entire duration. in hindsight i totally agree with all of the criticisms leveled by everyone so far, but admittedly i still enjoyed this film a whole lot on a very cheesy and superficial level because as much as a lot of the rest of the movie sucked, that little girl who played hit-girl is badass. so i'll agree that in the big picture this film is really dumb and flawed but for that reason, i got to still admit i liked it because when it comes down to it i would probably watch this again solely because i enjoyed her performance so much.

David_Dovey:

--- Quote from: Melodic on 02 May 2010, 00:21 ---The only difference between people who enjoyed it and people who didn't is how willing they are to roll with that.

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