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KharBevNor:
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Kugai:
Hows the RSI?

LTK:
Let's just call the two Ed and Jake.

Ikrik:
So I'm mostly through Breaking Dawn and I've reached a number of conclusions.

-In Stephanie Meyers world, pedophilia is totally ok.  Werewolves imprint themselves on people and that basically means that they fall in love with them forever, ever.  The two times that's happened in the books so far have been with babies.  These are like...16 year old boys (I think) who are in love with newborns.  Meyer tries to make it sound natural but it just comes off as super creepy.

-Stephanie Meyer has no knowledge of science.  Humans have 24 chromosomes, Werewolves have 25 and Vampires have 26.  For some strange reason this is revealed.

-Meyer wants everyone to be happy.  For a little bit there seems to be some genuine conflict between the characters because Bella is going to turn into a vampire.  Instead of turning a conflict into something genuinely interesting, she decides to change certain things so that everyone can be happy in the end.

I've always really hated Twilight but since I've started reading Breaking Dawn that I'm really realizing how irredeemable it all is.  It takes guys with some incredibly unattractive qualities and describes them as absolutely perfect.  Edward is condescending, abusive, threatening, as well as being a stalker.  Jacob is abusive, threatening, as well as being possessive.  Would you rather be with a guy who wants to kill you all the time, or with one who if you make angry (which you will) might just kill you.  Those are some awesome choices.

I'm starting to get sick of the "girls don't actually fall in love with Edward." or "Girls don't pick up on that kind of stuff."  arguments.  Who has never imagined being in a relationship with a fictional character?  Who hasn't thought of a girl and gone "wow, he's/she's a lot like *character from a book* maybe I should get her/his number." 

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