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Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
David_Dovey:
--- Quote from: Eris on 03 Dec 2009, 22:14 --- TVTropes
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Oh no yr not pulling me in to that again
scarred:
Speaking of Twilight fan fiction, this is an absolute wonder.
In short, Bella wakes to Edward watching her, they do some naughty kissing, and it escalates into Edward going down on her while she menstruates on him. Then when he's filled with bloodlust he takes off into the woods and masturbates.
Zingoleb:
How did you find this?
Ikrik:
->Jeans. Reading what I wrote again I come off like an idiot and an ass, that was not what I was going for and I apologize. I'll just say that arguing is definitely not my strong suite and I'm trying to get better at it.
And I'm going to flex my stance a bit. I think the books is marketed at the kids coming directly out of their tweens who are just starting to notice boys. I've heard girls my age talk about how amazing Twilight is (my old roommate was in love with it even though she thought it was stupid). But what I've started to notice a little bit more is that some girls I know have read Twilight, liked Twilight, but agree that it's one of the worst written books they've read.
And people who've read the book, can you enlighten me on a point? Why does Bella hate her father so much, I've just seen the two movies and the dude is there for her and caring all the time? Why is she such a bitch to him?
I don't think Meyer knew so much about Bella when she was writing the quad. If she knew Bella's character quite well then it would have at least seeped through these four books instead, Bella is a complete Mary-Sue. If she was meant to be crazy and creepy when we see it through Edward's eyes she would also be a little bit crazy and creepy when we read through Twilight and the rest. But from everything I've read/heard Bella has the dynamic range of a cardboard box.
JD:
Have you seen Tila Tequila's fanfic?
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