Topic: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites. (Read 70546 times)

KharBevNor · « **on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:19 »

Tommy's voice has no echo.

valley_parade · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:24 »

If you drop Jens upside down from a height, he will always land on his feet.

Or butter-side down. I forget which is which.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #2 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:27 »

When Andy goes to kiss someone her eyes roll backwards into her head like a shark.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:31 »

Edith eats babies.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:31 »

Lunchy farts mustard gas.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:32 »

She excuses it by saying "Oopsy, I did an Ypres!" then giggling.

Joseph · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:34 »

Young children have been known to need years of counselling after Emilio scowls at them.

Metope · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:35 »

Quote from: Barmymoo on 20 Dec 2009, 07:31

Edith eats babies.

May keeps Eed alive by providing her a steady supply of babies that she personally gives birth to in Eed's giant closet.

Coward · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:38 »

'Pwhodges' is actually J. R. Hartley's cover identity.

Lines · « **Reply #9 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:39 »

Jimmy is actually a bear in a mansuit.

Joseph · « **Reply #10 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:40 »

Allison can rotate her neck a full 360 degrees.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #11 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 07:44 »

Eric is made of Plasticine and feathers.

Lines · « **Reply #12 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 08:00 »

Andy is actually a man.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #13 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 08:02 »

Tyler bangs fat chicks.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #14 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 08:06 »

Sam was born in the year 1917, grew to the age of 14, then froze in a glacier until the early naughties when he defrosted.

He is descended from Ghengis Khan.

Scarychips · « **Reply #15 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 08:09 »

Khar is a the most human forumietes here. He hides behind hatred and goth because he's scared that we might not love him.

Khar, we love you.

Scarychips · « **Reply #16 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 08:10 »

scarred was born out of an intercourse between a rainbow and some weird guy who was waayyy too much stoned.

Christophe · « **Reply #17 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 08:26 »

Dovey has only got one ball.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #18 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 08:40 »

Joe Hocking played Stormtrooper TK-421 in the original Star Wars film

JD · « **Reply #19 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 11:50 »

Linds wears this dress on a regular basis.

JD · « **Reply #20 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 11:58 »

The P in PTommyDski stands for Peerless.

Scarychips · « **Reply #21 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 12:00 »

Eh, I always thought it stood for Pizzaman.

JD · « **Reply #22 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 12:03 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 20 Dec 2009, 11:59

It actually stands for Plaid sucks, don't wear it.

"Tommy Plaid sucks, don't wear it-Dski"

Rolls right of the tongue

KvP · « **Reply #23 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 12:47 »

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Joseph · « **Reply #24 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 13:32 »

Amazing how completely a little clown makeup hides her identity.

Alex C · « **Reply #25 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 13:37 »

Quote from: Joseph on 20 Dec 2009, 07:40

Allison can rotate her neck a full 360 degrees.

Evolutionary scientists posit that this is adaptation came about as an abortive attempt to help her to lick her own elbow.

It is believed to be vestigial.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #26 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 13:54 »

Pilsner is actually a pale ale.

sean · « **Reply #27 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 13:55 »

Quote from: Scarychips on 20 Dec 2009, 08:10

scarred was born out of an intercourse between a rainbow and some weird guy who was waayyy too much stoned.

this explains way too much

sean · « **Reply #28 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 13:56 »

tommy is actually wearing plaid right now.

sean · « **Reply #29 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 13:56 »

i bet he is so ashamed

Inlander · « **Reply #30 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 14:00 »

Quote from: ViolentDove on 20 Dec 2009, 13:54

Pilsner is actually a pale ale.

When pilsner went on holiday to Germany it was such a debauched occasion that it resulted in Germany passing a whole new suite of "purity laws".

Joseph · « **Reply #31 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 14:34 »

such as

Inlander · « **Reply #32 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 14:42 »

Clicking American Apparel link called "magic wand" against my better judgement.

Joseph · « **Reply #33 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 14:58 »

James owns four.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #34 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 14:59 »

Tommy secretly considers Dov Charney his best friend.

Johnny C · « **Reply #35 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:03 »

Joe Hocking was actually crafted from dense metals by the elder gods, working their anvils near the intense heat of Earth's core. When it is time for this world to be dissolved and reborn anew, cleansed of the scum of the human race, he will signal their rise from beneath the planet's crust, at which point their black mission will commence and his purpose will have once again been fulfilled.

Johnny C · « **Reply #36 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:04 »

Lunchy is actually holographic projections emanating from every computer on earth that is linked to the Internet. Her consciousness is streamed to her from somewhere near San Francisco.

Scarychips · « **Reply #37 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:05 »

Johnny isn't actually Canadian. He does not really enjoy good maple syrup.

Johnny C · « **Reply #38 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:05 »

KharBevNor was born backwards. I don't mean that he came out backwards, I mean that the process happened backwards and he was somehow born anyways.

Johnny C · « **Reply #39 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:06 »

Jens is scientifically incapable of several emotions, including "perplexed," "bemused," and "sad."

Joseph · « **Reply #40 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:06 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 15:05

KharBevNor was born backwards. I don't mean that he came out backwards, I mean that the process happened backwards and he was somehow born anyways.

They put a baby in and a penis came out?

Johnny C · « **Reply #41 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:08 »

Sean is actually a genetically modified human, geared towards a parasitic mode of reproduction. He lays eggs in your skull. We haven't come up with a word for what they hatch into.

Johnny C · « **Reply #42 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:09 »

Joseph was twelve when an Illuminati hit squad came for his parents. He was thirteen when he realized that he had killed every single one of them with his mind.

Johnny C · « **Reply #43 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:11 »

Christophe is the Devil, I mean he is literally the fucking goddamn Devil. He is actually Satan, walking among us.

JD · « **Reply #44 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:23 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 15:03

Joe Hocking was actually crafted from dense metals by the elder gods, working their anvils near the intense heat of Earth's core. When it is time for this world to be dissolved and reborn anew, cleansed of the scum of the human race, he will signal their rise from beneath the planet's crust, at which point their black mission will commence and his purpose will have once again been fulfilled.

Johnny C · « **Reply #45 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:24 »

Sam was actually a totally different person until a massive tumour grew out from inside him and took over his body, even his brain. Now what we know as Sam is just a walking tumour. His facial hair is made up of smaller, darker sub-tumours.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #46 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:24 »

We get it Johnny you win the thread already

Johnny C · « **Reply #47 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:25 »

When you say "Kick The Bath Prof" into a mirror in a dark room three times and spin around while doing so, he appears behind you and shoots Abe Lincoln in the back of the head, execution-style.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #48 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:48 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 15:04

Lunchy is actually holographic projections emanating from every computer on earth that is linked to the Internet. Her consciousness is streamed to her from somewhere near San Francisco.

What's that from? I think I've heard it before, but I can't remember where.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #49 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:54 »

Dollface is the result of the Finnish Government testing mind control drugs on infants.

It went horribly wrong.

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