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Blog Thread III : Look Who's Blogging Now
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Woo!
ackblom12:
--- Quote from: Liz on 14 Jul 2010, 10:43 ---Alright, who's gonna crash this wedding with me?
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It will be on my calendar as a very good possibility.
Congrats guys!
Zingoleb:
People I've seen at Walmart today:
Three women with mullets.
An old man with large breasts and completely hard nipples (not man tits, I mean actual boobs).
An old man wearing aviator sunglasses, tight black pants, a black turtleneck, a black leather cap, and blindingly white shoes.
And on the way to Walmart I was passed by an elderly women in a maroon van with a giant sparkly unicorn picture on the side. There were so many rainbows and it was professionally done.
Liz:
Today in the mall (while I was working), I saw a man walk by with a shaved head. Shaved, aside from a bit of hair about 1"x1.5" on one side, a bit above the ear. The hair in this patch was a good two inches long.
Fashion statement?
Inlander:
--- Quote from: Zingoleb on 15 Jul 2010, 21:25 ---on the way to Walmart I was passed by an elderly women in a maroon van with a giant sparkly unicorn picture on the side. There were so many rainbows and it was professionally done.
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She's from the unicorn pound. They catch stray unicorns. That is their van. After 2 weeks, if nobody's adopted the unicorns, they put them down.
When they put the unicorns to sleep rainbows turn black and fall like ash to the ground, silently. A man sweeps up the pieces of dead rainbow after everyone else at the unicorn pound has gone home and he dumps the pieces of dead rainbow in a skip in the alley out the back of the building. He has to wear heavy rubber gloves and thick-soled boots because the after dark the alley is frequented by intravenous drug users. He gets paid three dollars an hour.
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