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Blog Thread III : Look Who's Blogging Now
Spluff:
Not to mention baitmania sounds like a particularly tacky store, the type that can only muster up enough money to have their advertisement air on country television, and even then all it would consist of would be some bogan just shouting at you over a flashing image of a fish.
Jimmy the Squid:
Hey fools!
I actually had a good day at work today. I have hated every second of my job for the past year so this is pretty cool. The reason I had a good day at work? Every year the office has different decorations up for some competition thing it does with the other company offices. There is a different theme every year and the office with the best decorations wins (this supposedly keeps morale up but it is kind of stupid because the workers do not really benefit in any tangible way). The theme for my office is "superheroes" so for three hours and forty-five minutes of my four hour shift today I painted cardboard signs to say things like "SNIKT" and "BAMF" and "SHRAKABOOM". I also looked up good comic book quotes to hang around the office because we're going to have various superheroes fighting villains all over the place and it is going to look pretty awesome. One of the other guys on the "creative team" spent the day constructing a huge (and I mean really huge) cardboard Galactus which will loom over the office and make people work harder under thread of world-eating.
This is probably the first time I have ever thought my work is an ok place to work. That didn't stop me applying for four other places today though.
Inlander:
--- Quote from: Spluff on 09 Feb 2010, 03:27 ---Not to mention baitmania sounds like a particularly tacky store, the type that can only muster up enough money to have their advertisement air on country television, and even then all it would consist of would be some bogan just shouting at you over a flashing image of a fish.
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Nah, they don't do the shouty ads any more. Nowadays they pose next to the back of a ute or car with its boot open and read really woodenly and in a monotone from cue-cards while poorly rendered still photos of the products they're trying to sell you occasionally appear on the screen.
Patrick:
I guess I can hack this driving shit. Logan picked me up after he got off work, and we went driving. His daily driver is a white '84 BMW 745i, pristine condition. Looks like an '80s coke dealer's car or some shit. He's got a Nardi wooden steering wheel on there, glossy as shit, and wood paneling that came with the thing, and the white finish is in excellent shape.
So when we pulled into the Jamba Juice parking lot, him with his beard and aviators, me with my long hair, backwards baseball cap, and sport sunglasses... we looked like fucking dealers. Straight up looked like mismatched drug dealers.
Got my final interview for the coffee shop tomorrow. Totally gonna nail that shit, just watch me.
Caleb:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 09 Feb 2010, 03:49 ---... we looked like fucking dealers. Straight up looked like mismatched drug dealers.
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Whose wacky misadventures can been seen and enjoyed in an all new sitcom coming this summer!
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