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Blog Thread III : Look Who's Blogging Now

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Metope:
Jens seriously, what the fuck?! I'm so sad he has a new teacher, up until last year he had my old teacher and she's excellent. Let's go punch the new bitch.

Emaline:
There was no other. I just marked Native Hawaiian, and White. Whatevs. If they don't hire me I don't really care because I don't really want to work at Yankee Candle anyway, plus the lady was a bit of a snot to me when I walked in. Sorry, I've got tattoos and piercings and extensive knowledge of your product because I used to love it, and my mom still does.


Also, regarding Mardi Gras, they will pee in your yard, and on your house, and car, and etc. I remember that being a huge problem last year. I think you are allowed to chase them off. My dad is going to be working security there, too, so if you see a pudgy man with a baseball cap and glasses, tell him to protect your yard.



I really want to go to Mardi Gras because I've never been and I've always been too young(apparently in St. Louis they are really really good at cracking down on underage drinking and boobage there.), but this year I have to wake up at 8am to go to the market with my boyfriend and his dad, and then cook for them. So yeah, no drinking and boobs for me. But then it's Valentines day, and that is going to be so super awesome!

Gemmwah:

--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 12 Feb 2010, 08:17 ---With the smoking thing, here it is a legal requirement to provide a five minute smoking break every hour. Obviously that's a lot of non-working time out of the day so if it came down to two equally well qualified applicants, one of whom smoked, that would be a deciding factor.

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whaaaaaaaaaaaat

i have never had this.

Duchess Tapioca:

--- Quote from: Jeans on 12 Feb 2010, 08:44 ---What the fuck am I supposed to do? Is there anything I can do?

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Bake those motherfuckers some goddamn cupcakes.

Zingoleb:

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--- Quote from: Zingoleb on 11 Feb 2010, 09:57 ---
one of our dogs ran off and came back with another dog's head in its mouth. Hm.


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Ok, seriously, WTF?

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I don't know - I'm going on what my father says. He saw it, I just know the dogs usually get a deer leg to chew on. As for what people believe? Eh, whatever.

I've also realized that when bad things happened to me, good things happen to Patrick. Attempts at self-mutilation to make him orgasm have proved fruitless, though.


--- Quote from: Emaline on 11 Feb 2010, 23:13 ---If someone bones a taxidermy animal, is it still beastiality? I mean, it's an inanimate object, and basically a statue, so wouldn't it be more of agalmatophilia?

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Also, this is necrobestiality. Having talked to a self proclaimed 'roadkill fetishist'...actually the rest of this sentence is better left unfinished now that I think about it.

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