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Blog Thread III : Look Who's Blogging Now
Slick:
--- Quote from: tania on 29 Jan 2010, 15:01 ---hey screw you bmv books for only giving me like $5 for all those hardcovers i sold to you, who the heck do you think you are?
okay yeah i guess you are actually a pretty awesome bookstore with a really great selection and i'm essentially just shitting up your store with my shitty books but... come on, give me more than $5 for all that. i'm poor.
--- End quote ---
Tania I guess I have known you for a while now and I think you're pretty rad but if it comes down to you or the late-night used book store I know who I'd pick.
tania:
our divorce was hard enough as is james, just stop rubbing it in and let me move on please
Patrick:
Oh god I'm multiposting but I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW SHITFUCK YEAH
It's at the coffee shop downtown where I am pretty certain I will be hired on the spot y0, and if I am hired I am pretty certain I can get myself a fairly regular music gig there.
Fuck yeah I'll be the perfect coffee shop prick, I will wear my cap and have a ponytail and a shirt collar folded down over the top of my sweater and I'll wear my messenger bag and get Buddy Holly glasses and start listening exclusively to local bands that don't even exist anymore and only hang out with people who wear skinny jeans or corduroy pants FUCK YEAH
J-cob9000:
So for dinner my mom made some soup and then left for work and left in the crockpot. She told my dad to put some barley from a brand new box of barley into it at a certain time. So he does that and dumps it in there and leaves again.
I come home from school and there are bugs all over the counter and all over the barley box. I spray them and clean them up and go back to doing stuff. I go back over there and there is more. I look in the crockpot and see little thyme pieces on top.
My mom comes home and I tell her about it. She goes over and sees little thyme pieces in the soup and figures out that there were weevils in our box of barley and now they are in our soup.
Soup ruined.
J-cob9000:
Ohgod my dad is eating it.
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