Topic: Blog Thread III : Look Who's Blogging Now (Read 913022 times)

Barmymoo · « **Reply #2100 on:** 19 May 2010, 00:36 »

MrBlu (sorry, your name temporarily escapes me), you live in an amazingly interesting place.

MrBlu · « **Reply #2101 on:** 19 May 2010, 01:03 »

I don't call anyone by name anyways (it's David if you're interested

).

Eh, I doubt it's any different than any other country where drug dealers have houses in the hills. Thing is, the extradition papers were signed and sealed last night, and the garrison where he comes from blocked off the road to protect him.

There'll be war. Literally.

But I doubt he's down there... =\

Ptommydski · « **Reply #2102 on:** 19 May 2010, 03:28 »

Quote from: Metope on 18 May 2010, 13:16

Today when I was walking along the river an old woman yelled after me "IF YOUR SKIRT HAD BEEN ANY SHORTER, WE'D SEE YOUR ENTIRE CUNT". Amazing.

Presumably you translated this for us? What is this roughly in Norse-Tongue?

Inlander · « **Reply #2103 on:** 19 May 2010, 03:35 »

Cønt.

Ladybug · « **Reply #2104 on:** 19 May 2010, 03:40 »

"Litt kortere skjørt nå, så synes hele fitta di!"

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2105 on:** 19 May 2010, 05:37 »

I put cinnamon in my hair to try and lighten it and I think my scalp is melting off

Barmymoo · « **Reply #2106 on:** 19 May 2010, 06:01 »

I can't find anything anywhere which suggests that would work.

glyphic · « **Reply #2107 on:** 19 May 2010, 06:30 »

I can imagine that making your hair delicious, but I can't imagine it changing the color.

iamiam · « **Reply #2108 on:** 19 May 2010, 07:04 »

why oh why oh why oh why did i decide to take three summer courses

i want a life and also i want to not fail but i don't think both are possible

Caleb · « **Reply #2109 on:** 19 May 2010, 09:10 »

I forgot the golden rule of being a librarian. Just assume everyone get all the information wrong that they present you.

Someone asked for a phone number for an address in CA. I looked it up but couldn't find it. Later on I found it and they had gotten the town wrong.

Obviously I should have just assumed that to begin with and searched the whole state when I didn't get immediate results.

But I didn't. Because I assumed they had the correct info.

They never do.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2110 on:** 19 May 2010, 12:49 »

Quote from: Barmymoo on 19 May 2010, 06:01

I can't find anything anywhere which suggests that would work.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2146927_lighten-hair-cinnamon.html

It doesn't seem to have worked but fuck me I smell amazing

Jimor · « **Reply #2111 on:** 19 May 2010, 15:28 »

Quote from: Caleb on 19 May 2010, 09:10

I forgot the golden rule of being a librarian. Just assume everyone get all the information wrong that they present you.

This is true in bookstores as well. If it didn't come up on the first search, then the more sure they were, the more wrong they were (and the angrier they got when you couldn't pull the book they wanted out of your ass).

LTK · « **Reply #2112 on:** 19 May 2010, 15:35 »

On the other hand, they might be even angrier if you did actually pull it out of your ass.

Fuckkk I need some sleep. I haven't managed to keep awake for half of yesterday's lecture. Then I had coffee for the second half, and it got me wide awake but with my attention in a whole other place. I'm not even sure what exactly I'm supposed to be learning for this course. Yeah, I learned that my relative perception threshold for a reference weight of 50 grams is about two grams. Now I know about Weber's law. That might be good for one point.

Lines · « **Reply #2113 on:** 19 May 2010, 17:11 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 19 May 2010, 05:37

I put cinnamon in my hair to try and lighten it and I think my scalp is melting off

This makes no sense. Use lemon juice and sit in the sun.

Metope · « **Reply #2114 on:** 19 May 2010, 17:16 »

... I don't think cinnamon is what he thinks it is.

Blog thread, I'm writing to you from my brand new netbook! It's excellent and I love it! Also Windows 7! Woo!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2115 on:** 19 May 2010, 18:59 »

I was just curious to see if it worked! I know lemon juice does, I decided to try something different.

And I know what cinnamon is, it's that stale bread you put in your salad.

MrBlu · « **Reply #2116 on:** 20 May 2010, 00:09 »

No, that's saltpeter.

jodizzle · « **Reply #2117 on:** 20 May 2010, 04:49 »

Kris that is just incredible.

When I was in uni there was an old lady who used to stand at her door and wait for me to walk past in the morning so she could shout at me about how I was a big ol slut. Good times.

Anyway, more importantly, I got tickets tonight to see the Eels in August! I am very excited because I am very fond of the Eels!

jhocking · « **Reply #2118 on:** 20 May 2010, 05:25 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 19 May 2010, 18:59

And I know what cinnamon is, it's that stale bread you put in your salad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crouton

Inlander · « **Reply #2119 on:** 20 May 2010, 05:33 »

Maybe he makes his croutons out of French toast? That can have cinnamon in it.

glyphic · « **Reply #2120 on:** 20 May 2010, 06:03 »

How can you be so obtuse? Is it deliberate?

iamiam · « **Reply #2121 on:** 20 May 2010, 06:05 »

i'm pretty sure he was joking, guys.

Inlander · « **Reply #2122 on:** 20 May 2010, 06:22 »

No, I'm serious. French toast can really have cinnamon in it.

Inlander · « **Reply #2123 on:** 20 May 2010, 06:22 »

I never joke about breakfast.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #2124 on:** 20 May 2010, 06:26 »

It's true. Once when Harry visited Sydney he stabbed some dude at the next table from us at the cafe because he was making that "how do you like your eggs" joke. It was pretty fucked up, I almost couldn't finish my meal.

Graphite · « **Reply #2125 on:** 20 May 2010, 06:28 »

Your disturbed reaction is understandable, Jimmy. It's a pretty terrible joke.

glyphic · « **Reply #2126 on:** 20 May 2010, 06:35 »

Once when my girlfriend and I were having breakfast she asked me "what's the difference between jam and jelly."

I responded "I can't jelly my dick up your ass!"

scarred · « **Reply #2127 on:** 20 May 2010, 10:23 »

you left out the part where she broke up with you after that.

Emaline · « **Reply #2128 on:** 20 May 2010, 11:53 »

I don't know. If my boyfriend told me that I'd probably actually rofl.

glyphic · « **Reply #2129 on:** 20 May 2010, 12:02 »

She just stared at me for a minute. Eventually, she laughed. I think in that moment of silence she was contemplating fleeing.

McTaggart · « **Reply #2130 on:** 20 May 2010, 12:49 »

So how come no-one told me how fantastic Glee is? This is honestly the most fun I've had watching a show in years.

Ladybug · « **Reply #2131 on:** 20 May 2010, 14:10 »

Because way too many people want to take their entertainment way too seriously, and thus hate on Glee.

It's fun! And that's really all I ask for in a show like Glee. The Joss Whedon and NPH episode was pretty awesome.

I shouldn't be thinking about fun things, though. First exam on Tuesday, and then 7 more after that, the last one being on June 12th. Why have I barely done anything the past four days? I'm fucking stupid sometimes :/

Barmymoo · « **Reply #2132 on:** 20 May 2010, 14:42 »

I know exactly how you feel - all I seem to have done lately is internet shopping. And when I have been revising, it has all been one on subject. I haven't even started two of them, and the fourth has maybe had about an hour's attention?

On the plus side it is so difficult to fail here that you have to set fire to the paper and then throw it at the invigilator (or answer fewer than half of the questions) that they really can't get rid of me now that I'm in. Which is reassuring.

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #2133 on:** 20 May 2010, 14:45 »

Wait, isn't Oxbridge meant to assure that you come out Awesomely Intelligent(tm)

Barmymoo · « **Reply #2134 on:** 20 May 2010, 14:50 »

You go in Awesomely Intelligent (tm) or at least you trick someone into thinking you are so, and you emerge with an impressively organised Spotify playlist and a Facebook addiction.

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #2135 on:** 20 May 2010, 14:54 »

That would explain most politicians! They really are just a bunch of good liars

Barmymoo · « **Reply #2136 on:** 20 May 2010, 15:01 »

The thing is that with such intensively short terms, we don't actually learn anything as we go along, we just take copious notes and hope that somehow by osmosis some of it will go in. Then exam term is ridiculous, with everyone stressing and panicking and spending all their time in the library and 80% of people getting a 2nd anyway. I'm refusing to stress and panic because I am here to enjoy my uni degree and study things I care about, not spend hours sweating blood because I can't remember which chapter of Justinian's Institutes refers to the action granted to the owner of a slave whose leg is broken in a fight.

Some people work incredibly hard and get incredibly good grades - the 5% of law students who get 1st class honours degrees do this. The rest of us work hard in bursts, play hard in longer bursts, and get a 2nd class honours degree. The people who fail are the ones who have had something awful happen, like a serious illness or a death in the family, but decide to take the exams anyway, or who spent their entire time getting drunk and sleeping all day.

Anyway, this is clearly procrastination so I'm going back to revising. Honest.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2137 on:** 20 May 2010, 15:40 »

Quote from: glyphic on 20 May 2010, 06:03

How can you be so obtuse? Is it deliberate?

Razor sharp tongue in cheek.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #2138 on:** 20 May 2010, 15:41 »

Painful oral perforations.

Lines · « **Reply #2139 on:** 20 May 2010, 15:45 »

Nobody will want your oral sex.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2140 on:** 20 May 2010, 15:49 »

I went down on a guy and accidentally circumcised him. Oops.

And of course Linds beat me to the punch. That is not cool Linds.

Anyways, blog thread, I've decided to make a pretty big decision.

I'm in a program that's going to help me get an apartment and help me get on my feet until I can support myself - problem being that I need a source of income before they'll help me. Not a bad problem, actually. Now, I've been looking for local jobs so I can live in town, but then the other night I was depressed about the whole thing until I realized why - I fucking hate this town. So I've decided to call them up and ask me to move me over to a different county, and I'm going to look for a job in a city and live and work there and holy shit. I'm going to be in an unfamiliar place with unfamiliar people doing unfamiliar things. I'm going to cut my hair and dye it. I'm going to change everything and I'm terrified but I am exhilarated because this is EXACTLY the sort of thing I've been needing to do.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #2141 on:** 20 May 2010, 15:58 »

Zingoleb, I did that and it is awesome. I'm so much happier now.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #2142 on:** 20 May 2010, 15:59 »

My habit of only skimming the first sentence of a post made that an interesting exchange.

scarred · « **Reply #2143 on:** 20 May 2010, 16:01 »

It makes lunchy seem so diabolical.

completely expected from zingoleb though

Lunchbox · « **Reply #2144 on:** 20 May 2010, 16:01 »

Hee hee!

Inlander · « **Reply #2145 on:** 20 May 2010, 17:16 »

That is not a diabolical laugh, Lunchy.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #2146 on:** 20 May 2010, 18:13 »

Sorry.

*ahem*

BWAHAHAHAHhahahahaahahaaa...?

scarred · « **Reply #2147 on:** 20 May 2010, 18:51 »

The question mark on the end kind of ruined it, but you got the general idea. Great job!

Christophe · « **Reply #2148 on:** 20 May 2010, 21:57 »

Tommy Dski: Anal Sexpert

jhocking · « **Reply #2149 on:** 20 May 2010, 22:08 »

You don't have to be an expert to know that.

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