Comic Discussion > QUESTIONABLE CONTENT
WCT 22-26 Feb 10
Jeff7:
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Last year I smashed my toe in an unfortunate masturbatory incident, causing a severe subungual hematoma (lots of blood under the nail); the pressure was intense and the pain was so bad that even dosed up on Vicodin, I left work to go to the hospital...
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Wait, what?
Um, you know what......I think I won't inquire further.
Afakaz:
--- Quote from: Jeff7 on 22 Feb 2010, 21:05 ---
Wait, what?
Um, you know what......I think I won't inquire further.
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HAH! Missed that implication. It actually happened before work; I called into work and went to the doctor, was there until about 11:30, then I went into work, then I had to leave work and go to the hospital.
Carl-E:
Gee, I just thought you had a job in porn or something.
Or maybe you're one of those semen collectors for dairy farmers. Those bulls can do a number on your toes...
Don't worry, we won't tell. :wink:
westrim:
--- Quote from: Afakaz on 22 Feb 2010, 20:13 ---To all of those discussing the viability of this treatment method,
Last year I smashed my toe in an unfortunate masturbatory incident, causing a severe subungual hematoma (lots of blood under the nail); the pressure was intense and the pain was so bad that even dosed up on Vicodin, I left work to go to the hospital... After waiting for an hour or two in extreme pain, they took me back and performed this operation on me. It's called "Lancing" and it's been practiced for quite a while. It was completely painless, apart from the fact that the dull pressing pain became sharper as it ebbed out the hole in my toenail, heartbeat by heartbeat.
... The sucky part is, they only made a very small hole and I have a nearly X-factor level of healing, so it clotted quickly and the pain resumed, and intensified, and I had to go back in; this time I waited for like FIVE hours, and they punched 3 gigantic holes in my toenail with a heated filament. It bled nicely, and I didn't have any problems after that.
Long and disgusting story shot; people do this, on the professional and amateur scale, and it works quite well when you do it right. And it hurts a LOT less than holding onto that hematoma.
Also, pictures of the nail before, during and after are available on request. :D
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>masturbatory incident
>toe injury
I'm not sure if I must know how this happened or must not. Ever.
And again, lancing I know (and have done quite a few times), trepanning I know, it's the "stick a needle through the nail, see if that works" that must have happened at some point that perplexes me.
Anyway, yes, pictures please.
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--- Quote from: Border Reiver on 21 Feb 2010, 20:22 ---It's 2322 here in the nation's capital and I'm bored.
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Which nation, Ecuador? How is Quito this time of year?
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You forgot to say "You insensitive clod!"
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I'd be insulted if I actually cared, I don't think that I've come across as Ecuadorian, or have I?
There are examples of trepanning going back before we know how to write, so the principle of what Hanners is doing is fairly old (cut a hole to release the blood and the pressure to prevent worse damage). I'm just glad that even after all the time I've spent in HMTQ's service, going hiking/hunting/fishing and doing home renos with without safety boots or glasses I haven't needed more than a band-aid to fix the boo-boos.
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I'm not getting the "insensitive clod" part.
And I know you're Canadian, not Ecuadorian; your profile said as much. I was just messing around. Don't know why you'd be insulted, though; Quito is beautiful. Or at least it was when I visited.
I know of trepanning, and how old the skeletons are that they've found evidence of the operation on, but more specifically I was wondering who thought "a blood blister under a nail? Oh, I'll just jam a RED HOT WIRE in, and see what happens!" first.
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Have no fear - I take very little offense to almost everything here. I just enjoy screwing with some people by being the straight man for the jokes.
I do however take offense to the "aggressive salmon" shower curtains - seriously.
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It's still Monday and there's already a quote tunnel. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE :mrgreen:
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Ooh, look, there goes one by Warhol!
Mayhem:
Not Fair.
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