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Jhocking and McTaggart have a brief misunderstanding, then bat dicks

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scarred:
Actually, those are flippers. He's an Aquabat.

pilsner:
Lies.  Everyone knows Aquabats wear facemasks to protect their true identities.

Inlander:
You guys are all missing the point that this bat's penis might be upside-down. I mean there are already a bunch of nasty illnesses that can be transmitted from bats to humans, how do I know that twisty-dick isn't one of them??

scarred:
That seems like less of an illness and more of a genetic physical disorder.

So the real question is, has anyone in your bloodline had sexual relations with bats?

Inlander:
Well, there was that scientific research back in the late 90s or early 00s that said bats and humans might be "closely related", but I don't think that's what they meant . . .

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