I've been rereading the Dark Tower series, and last night I had a dream where Roland, Eddie, Susannah, Jake, Oy, and I were back at the way station for some reason, and this dude walks up who thanks to dream logic I am sure that it is Faye Whitaker's dad. So I say hi, ask him if he is not in fact Mr. Whitaker, does he not have two daughters, he says yes and I punch him. I yell at him, all like "Do you have any idea how much you've hurt your family Faye almost died in a car wreck." Then I help him up off the ground and I'm all like "Hey sorry dude I can understand at least a bit how you could've done what ye did, I've had the thought upon occasion myself but man you really messed up your family." Then he asks how they are, all like "Car wreck?! A huh buh duh wuh?" and I tell him about that, and how now Faye is in Mass. and has a job and good friends and stuff. Then he asks how I know her and I have to explain the whole "You're part of a webcomic where I come from" thing. Then I ask him if he wants to join our quest for the Dark Tower and I forget what happened after that.
tl;dr "Mr. Whitaker, you have forgotten the face of your father!"