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Whenever Jeph includes "extra" dialogue in news posts below each comic
raoullefere:
--- Quote from: BillyxRansom on 05 Mar 2010, 11:26 ---He [Ozzy] didn't write it at all, he got someone like his assistant or something like that to write it, while he dictated everything to the person. Dude went through hours and hours of tape recordings, and wrote it that way.
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For which he or she should be paid a king's ransom. I enjoy his music, and have no problems understanding him then, but how anyone makes any sense of that mumbled, mangled slop Osbourne calls 'speaking' is beyond me. On the other hand, I'm guessing one could get away with altering anything the publisher didn't object to. I can see it now:
* Osbourne confesses to burying Hoffa near the Fifty Yard Line in some stadium, somewhere.
* Osbourne reveals he masterminded Gardner heist to fund lifelong plan.
* Osbourne claims to have been anally probed in UFOs on fifteen separate occasions.
* Osbourne reveals life plan to eradicate illegal drugs by taking them all personally, thus eliminating supply.
* Osbourne nicked cookie from cookie jar, put it back because it contained no hash.
* Osbourne claims to be Slim Whitman's biggest fan. "I've always wished I could gargle like Slim."
Update:
* Ghost writer stands by book. "It's what I thought he said. Look, you have a listen to that <expletive> and try to work it out."
* Roomful of journalists reduced to gibbering idiots by Osbourne tapes, but no one notices for three months.
tomart:
--- Quote from: raoullefere on 10 Mar 2010, 18:05 ---Ghost writer stands by book. "It's what I thought he said. Look, you have a listen to that <expletive> and try to work it out."
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:-D
Kugai:
* Osborne answers in typical fashion
wargrafix:
Wait...Ozzy can write??????????? With his level of brain damage, I am amazed he still know how to breathe.
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